Episode 11: Funny As A Fart In An Elevator

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Another corker of an episode from Dave and James as they discuss all manner of stupidities, that seem to make the world go around, all assisted by the trusty Barefoot Radler. A real mixed bag of issues today from Syphillis mascots, to Melons and the all pervasive Silent but Deadly, you’ll find it all here in Episode 11, of Two Schooners.

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11 Responses to “Episode 11: Funny As A Fart In An Elevator”

  1. Ha! It’s about time I posted something using Canadian vernacular that you Aussies couldn’t read!

    rooked: Swindled or cheated (not Canadian, but old English slang)

    snack-pack: From my younger days when 6 beer just wasn’t enough to get me drunk, I had to buy 12-packs to get anywhere so a 6-pack became a “snack pack”. Don’t look at the Urban Dictionary’s definition.

    two-four: Typical Canadian reference to a case of 24 beer. Also sometimes called “a square” although the case is rectangular, which doesn’t really matter if you’re drunk.

    I was in the liquor store the other night (or the “bottle shop” as you lot call it) and got 8 pint cans of Guinness for $11.75 plus deposit. Mmmm…

    Also I somehow doubt it when Dave says his passing wind doesn’t have an odour. It probably doesn’t smell to him, but I think the cat just fainted… That’s what you get for Twittering in the dunny!

    by Herne
    on 22. Feb, 2009

  2. great show once again guys, just finished listening to it again. also, i’m glad The Herne explained those few things above, had me stuck. But still, “and got 8 pint cans of Guinness for $11.75 plus deposit. Mmmm…” plus deposit? you need to put a down payment on beer in Canada??

    by mattoid12
    on 22. Feb, 2009

  3. @mattoid12 and does it mean you have to return the beer in order to get your deposit back? Because mine wouldn’t be in any fit state to return.

    by James Williams
    on 22. Feb, 2009

  4. maybe he has to fill it back up with…something, then return it for his deposit??

    by mattoid12
    on 22. Feb, 2009

  5. Actually, I lied, it was $13.75, plus 10 cents deposit on each can. Take the cans back and collect the deposit… s’posed to encourage recycling or something.

    As a kid I would often go around on Saturday or Sunday mornings after the local college kids had their “field parties” and collect the empty bottles for pocket money.

    by Herne
    on 22. Feb, 2009

  6. ahh…well thats a far better idea isn’t it. good stuff that recycling. in western australia here our cans and stuff say 10cent deposit when returned to recycling depot. good enough except that depot is in South Australia

    by mattoid12
    on 22. Feb, 2009

  7. Beers that must be sampled (off the top of my head)

    Aussie
    Little Creatures Bright Ale
    Little Creatures Rogers (My fave)
    Coopers Pale Ale
    Coopers Sparkling Ale
    Cascade “Seasons” Beer (4 seasons, 4 beers)


    International
    Black Mac (NZ)
    Beer Lao (Lao- the highest building in the Country is there beer Silos!-When I went there).
    Tsingtao (China) Good German beer, from China…
    Sleemans Cream Ale (Canada)
    Chimay Blue- Triple (Belgium)
    Leffe (Belgium)
    Hoegaarden (Belgium)
    Fuckit anything from Belgium they are beer gods.
    Any beer from the Campaign for Real Ale (UK)
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CAMRA

    And Budweiser, just to taste what the majority of Americans drink when they don’t want to drink beer.

    by Scratchy
    on 24. Feb, 2009

  8. Oh and Dave would like this:

    http://www.theonion.com/content/video/sony_releases_new_stupid_piece_of

    by Scratchy
    on 24. Feb, 2009

  9. Yey we have beer suggestions!!! w00T!!

    Thanks Scratchy!! The only one to heed the call!!

    And yes I love that video, awesome stuff.

    Thanks Herne for the clarification… nice reversal of situation for us :)

    Missed the whole recycling conversation… I just put it in the yellow bin… empty. The other deposit ends up in various places, the garden a lot as it is outside the office and I could not be bothered going upstairs.

    by Dave Gray
    on 24. Feb, 2009

  10. Re Beers I’ve had from that list;
    Tsingtao – Not bad, a nice light taste.
    Sleemans Cream Ale – It’s ok, not my first choice, but I drink it.
    Hoegaarden – Pretty nice stuff.
    Budweiser – I’d rather drink dirty water.

    More beers to look for;
    Harp Lager – Irish lager made by Guinness.
    Kilkenny – Irish cream ale.
    Smithwicks – Irish red ale, very yummy.
    Rickard’s Red – Brewed here in Canada by Molson’s.
    Rickard’s White – Brewed in the Belgian tradition by Molson’s.
    Rickard’s Honey Brown – Brewed in traditional English brown ale style by Molson’s.
    Heineken – No need to explain.
    Murphy’s Irish Stout – similar to Guinness, but a bit more bitter and a bit more creamy texture.
    Boddington’s Pub Ale – “Cream of Manchester,” another bitter, lighter than Guinness.
    Becks – Nice smooth lager.
    Orkney Raven Ale – English pale ale brewed in Scotland, hard to find in Canada.
    Skullsplitter – Scotch ale, bit heavy, brewed in Scotland.
    The Red MacGregor – another Scotch ale, haven’t found it outside of Scotland.
    Otter Ale – Pride of Devon! Really nice ale, haven’t found it outside of England.
    Otter Bright – Pale ale, nice and light, haven’t found outside of England.
    Otter Bitter – Not a bad bitter, again not found outside of England.
    Strongbow – English hard cider made from apples, slightly acidic.
    Blackthorne – another hard cider, slightly more tart and sweeter than Strongbow.
    Magners Irish Cider – yet another hard cider, smooth, sweet taste.
    Sir Perry’s – hard cider made from pears, very light taste, not my favorite.

    See; http://www.molson.com, http://www.sinclairbreweries.co.uk, http://www.otterbrewery.com, http://www.magners.com, http://www.strongbowcider.com, http://www.blackthorn.uk.com, and a whole bunch of others…

    by Herne
    on 24. Feb, 2009

  11. There is of coarse more, but I reckon the boys have enough to start with and I personally just want to here Dave try to pronounce

    TsingTao

    I’ll help you Dave…

    It’s from Qingdao!

    RATFLMAO in anticipation

    by Scratchy
    on 24. Feb, 2009

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