Episode 15: The Ring Of Fire
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Join public oddity #1 Dave Gray and sidekick James Williams at the bar for another jam-packed episode of Two Schooners, as we uncover all manner of stupidities and hear stories from Dave’s childhood (pity his parents), and dissolve these and other ever-present problems in a blather of ice-cold ale.
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Here’s what you heard on this episode of Two Schooners:
- Rocket Scientists Shoot Down Mosquitoes With Lasers
- For sale: One nagging wife, some rust
- Overly harsh IE6 Splash pages?
- Police hot-wire sleepy drivers with chili
- Confused German court frees heist suspect twins
- Japanese goldrush goes down the toilet
- House Of The Dead: Overkill sets swearing record
- Maths whiz, dead for 450 years, gets TV bill
- Bat Takes Shuttle for Ride to Space
- Electrocution twitchy face-dance fun
- Toy parrot’s Tourettes shocks mum
- Are breaking news on having a lend?
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An excellent 2 bottle episode this time guys. The part where Dave mentioned the “if it says click then press click”, had me in tears. It’s funny because it’s true.
by All_Hail_The_Ale
on 22. Mar, 2009
Most amusing as usual, guys! Dave was in rare form today.
I want to see more comments here, people!
by Herne
on 22. Mar, 2009
Rare form is an interesting way to describe it – it leaves one wondering whether it is rare in a good way or a bad way. It’s a bit like the word Oddity that Dave seems to take particular exception to. God knows why?
by James Williams
on 22. Mar, 2009
thanks for the comments guys and James. Great to hear your enjoying the shows – we are!!
“rare form”…. And WTF is that supposed to mean??? Oditity implies “odd” and kooky in a weird axe murderer type of way… Or something “special”. Like a rare fish with some weird arse growth out of it’s head… Ppl flock to see it at the zoo more out of sympathy than anything else.
Ok done here. Talk amongst yourselves… And preferably about Mr Williams.
by Dave - a rare form oddity
on 23. Mar, 2009
What could we say about Mr. Williams that hasn’t been said?
“He has the perfect face for radio.”
Someone needs to count up how many times Dave said, “shit.”
by Herne
on 23. Mar, 2009
Hello all, just listened to 2 schooners for the 2nd time. and we had 16 f***’s and 24 s***’s. so of we think each word goes for 1 second and the show is 52:32 long, so swear words make up 1.27% of the show. It makes for most enjoyable listening, not on the bus although. And James next time take the top off the vodka.
by Frank
on 24. Mar, 2009
Shit I have the perfect intro for the next show!!! Thanks for the stats Frank!!
by Dave
on 24. Mar, 2009
For those who missed the subtly of the Gold in Poo story.
“His plant treats 140,000 tonnes of sewage a day.”
In fact, in the last six months this rolled-gold sewage has earned Mr Nakayama’s business more than $250,000.
So that is 22,550,000 tonnes of shit right.
Now $250,000 worth of gold depending on what gold price you use is ABOUT THE SIZE OF ONE VHS TAPE!
Take home message. There is fuck all gold in that poo. It is the proverbial needle in a haystack.
They would have dilution ponds and Gold being next to Lead on the periodic table is heavy so that would be the first pass to concentrate it. I’ll leave the rest to the poo experts.
by Scratchy
on 24. Mar, 2009
Wnating to enter the iPod Nano giveaway, but don’t want to use a credit card in the iTunes store? Here’s a workaround:
http://support.apple.com/kb/HT2534
by James Williams
on 25. Mar, 2009
New beer for you 2
Bought at Liquorland.
Hammer and Tongs
$27 for 24 pack
375ml
Downside
4%
Draught beer.
But it tastes more like a real beer than the Raider Shandys….
by Scratchy
on 28. Mar, 2009