Episode 17: A Happier Hour
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Join chief pranksters #1 and #2 – James Williams and sidekick Dave Gray at the bar for another jam-packed episode of Two Schooners, as we open the bag and dive in head-first, to unload a schwag of stories to gawk at in an episode that’s fuelled with loads of alcohol (in Dave’s case anyway). Sit back, relax and enjoy a full hour of entertainment from the bar as we unleash Two Schooners 17 – A Happier Hour!
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Here’s what you heard on this episode of Two Schooners:
- Man dies after bottle mishap
- Pub is closed by Monty Python grenade
- Man follows sat nav to cliff edge
- 60-foot penis painted on roof
- Hello Kitty Let Loose on a Taiwanese Hospital
- Runaway Kangaroos on the Loose in France
- Flammable Water At Colo. Home
- Clorox Offers $5K To Wipe Out SF ‘toilet Torcher’
- Joint Partnership was an imaginary marriage
- http://i40.tinypic.com/5yxcu0.jpg
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Holy Guacamole Batman, two podcasts in two days?! Should rename the show 4Schooners! Haven’t listened yet – saving it for the commute tomorrow.
Just noticed the TPN style Beer-Drive. Hmmm. Do you know quite how much beer $10,000 would get you? Dave is only just finishing his Christmas Beer Stash, and I doubt he spent $10,000 on that, so it’d be quite a few years worth of drinking I reckon.
Have you thought about merchandise? I’d buy a 2Schooners T-shirt (to go with my flouro LifeStyle PodNetwork budgy smugglers that James keeps promising/threatening me with). :P
by Tom125
on 02. Apr, 2009
Haha! James seemed to be highly amused with Dave’s antics this week. I had to listen to it twice it was so funny.
You guys should do a comedy show or something…
by Herne
on 02. Apr, 2009
That was great again. Really. Every time I look at that cat I feel warm inside.
Tonight I listened in the car with the mainlander in laws and japanese gran with dementia. A real barrel of monkeys.
They had no idea why I was laughing so much. The mother-in-law usually calls me stupid and says I have a mental problem but tonight she was nearly silent. No shit I have mental problems! It's called in-laws! U#$(@*#@!&@#*(!@
Speaking of mainlanders… you cant imagine how the mother in law dresses. EEEEK! She's a great lady but my god she looks like a goodwill on acid detonated on her.
btw – This is a dark secret. I've only skipped the outro music once… not this week. I basically never listen to the outro on any other show… sssshhh
Actually! I'd buy a couple tshirts if they're less than 18$ USD
by Eric Seale
on 04. Apr, 2009
@Eric See…this is why I don’t condone marriage… No wife, no in-laws! ;P
by Herne
on 05. Apr, 2009
@Herne you’re probably just worried she would ‘out’ you online
shirts shirts shirts. we wont shirts people
another great show guys. keep up the mental demise!
by mattoid
on 05. Apr, 2009
Yes yes yes we are working on the T-shirts… we hear you loud and clear…
But you see we need some economy of scale as well – more listeners so we can at least break even – Tell ya mates!!!!
Now I am up to “antics”…. and mental demise…. geeze
by Dave Gray
on 06. Apr, 2009
Would you prefer “shenanigans”?
by Herne
on 07. Apr, 2009
I can be a tshirt angel investor. I put 5$ in your chicken feed bucket.
@Herne… mental illness can be really productive. I have had some fun meds the last 6 months. hahaha. They just live with me… I’m a lucky bastard. They’re pretty cool 60% of the time.
oh crap… this is becoming AGP blog comments! sorry guys… never again!
by Eric Seale
on 07. Apr, 2009
I’m liking the T shirts idea!
by All_Hail_The_Ale
on 14. Apr, 2009