Episode 18: Car Wrecks, Mad Cows and an Esky Load of Mexicans
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What does it mean when President Obama gives the Queen an iPod? It means she can listen to Two Schooners of course! And you can too, join Dave Gray and James Williams as we tell stories of bruises, car wrecks and bicycling hijinx with a few sound effects thrown in. Sit back, relax and enjoy an hour of questionable entertainment from the bar as we pick up and dust off Two Schooners 18 – Car Wrecks, Mad Cows and an Esky Load of Mexicans
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Congratulations to Eric Seale (one of our listeners!) who won the iPod Nano in the recent Lifestyle PodNetwork Win an iPod Nano Promotion. He sent us some shots that you can view here.
Here’s what you heard on this episode of Two Schooners:
- Obama, the Queen and the iPod
- Today’s Awesome failure award goes to…
- Gang of villagers chase away Google car
- Wing wing: pigeons take mobiles into Brazil jail
- GM and Segway’s P.U.M.A. unveiled and no, this isn’t a joke
- Man Builds Chair That Tweets His Farts
- Sad Trombone
- BorderSauce.com
Music
The music featured on today’s podcast was Making Photographs from The Rooftops. Check out The Rooftops at http://therooftops.wordpress.com/, and you can buy their new album Storm Coming on iTunes.
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First!
by Dave Gray
on 19. Apr, 2009
OMG! OMG! “Geez, she has big knockers!”
I can’t stop laughing!
by Herne
on 19. Apr, 2009
Wow! The crazy images you find on Google Streetview! Here’s one I spotted near NSW… Check it out!!
by Herne
on 19. Apr, 2009
Sucked in! I see you didn’t smell the April Fool’s irony on my comment on show 17. Oh well, too subtle.
I wouldn’t be messing with the UK police if I were you, even the yokels in Humberside… didn’t you see them beating people up and killing that guy in London recently.
Have you thought about cafe press for your t-shirts? no setup costs. :)
by Tom125
on 19. Apr, 2009
Well, this was the first time I listended to 2Schooners, and I had a blast. People here at the office were wondering why a software developer had tears in his eyes and a big smile on his face the whole morning.
Was great :-)
Regards from Belgium,
Stefaan
by Stefaan Lesage
on 20. Apr, 2009
@Stefaan we keep getting stories about people that listen to the show in the wrong places.
BUT you know what? I am stoked that you took some of your time out to listen to the show!! Thank you for listening and becoming a part of the community :)
by Dave Gray
on 20. Apr, 2009
oh man oh man oh man. I am officially and addict. I listened to this episode twice today at work. You guys made me piss myself every time I heard one of you snort/laugh into the mic, and the accidental poo schooners slip up was priceless.
Loved the elevator music James.
Cheers,
Greg_Ukulele hahahaha
(hope I spelt that right)
by All_Hail_The_Ale
on 21. Apr, 2009
@The Ale Man thank mate – our sole purpose in life is to get you addicted to the point where you tell all your mates!
Thanks for listening and now we celebrate your addiction – don’t worry we are addicted as well :0 We love this shit!
by Dave Gray
on 21. Apr, 2009