Episode 19: Fursty Ferrets, Stuck Nuts and a Fat Bloke on an Esky
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An explosive mix as we ignite the vapors, toss in a keg of laughter, a bucket load of testicular extraction and a dash of madness, in what can only be described as a very ballsy episode of Two Schooners. With better hearing than Constable Matt from Humberside Police, and arguably more insightful than “Learn with the Herne”, Dave Gray and James Williams are the duck’s nuts of Australian comedy podcasting. Enjoy the show and the usual jibber jabber from The Rooster in Two Schooners 19: Fursty Ferrets, Stuck Nuts and a Fat Bloke on an Esky.
Here’s what you heard on this episode of Two Schooners:
- Japanese brewer Kirin wants to buy Australian beer company Lion Nathan
- Former PM John Howard portrayed in latest South Park episode
- Obesity epidemic causing climate change: researchers
- Top speed: 14mph. Capacity: 27 cans of ice-cold drink … it’s the Cruzin Cooler
- Beach Relaxation FAIL
- ‘Gay’ elephant purchase angers Polish politician
- 12 Wacky USB Devices that Suck
Music
Track: Whatever you say
Arist: Modern Science
Source: Podsafe Music Network
Modern Science is an “experiment” being performed by musical mad scientists Kane Churko & Michael McHugh in Las Vegas, NV. Formed out of a passion to create diverse alternative pop songs that combine elements of pop, rock, soul, funk and new wave that results in a sound that is all their own.
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Ha! Amusing as always, boys!
Regarding the pic of Dave on the Puma, you didn’t mention that he’s on the wrong side of the road! (for Australia anyway)
I imagined this was because either (a) he was overtaking the Google van or (b) he’s just a crappy driver!
The flashing light is to warn people to stay out of his road…
by Herne
on 25. Apr, 2009
Was fun again. I wonder what Dave was trying to pronounce in this show, I couldn’t understand it at all.
Oh, and here in Belgium we have way better beer than Hoegaarden. Although Hoegaarden is quite refreshing on a sunny day. But wait until you had a few ‘Kasteelbier’. If you did, I think you would be talking in one of Australia’s native languages :-)
Regards,
Stefaan
by Stefaan Lesage
on 27. Apr, 2009
Good show as always. I’ve followed @2Schooners on twitter and am looking forward to the next round of drinks only I can’t drink. only one more thing to say bring on the 2 Schooner clothing, beer, esky range!
Frank
by Frank
on 28. Apr, 2009
James I think you needed an oxygen tank in this episode, to re-inflate your lungs hahahahaha.
Oh yes my comment regarding the elevator music was because of James burping when Dave was looking into something, and said, where’s the elevator music.
Cheers,
Greg_Ukulele
by All_Hail_The_Ale
on 28. Apr, 2009
Chaps – great show! Just wanted to comment on the stuck nuts! I think it might have been
Busta Gonads from the UK comic Viz. Looking forward to next weeks show.
Keep up the good work.
Wade
by Wade
on 01. May, 2009
I’ve been everywhere, man…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjm3zSCjNoU
by Herne
on 01. May, 2009