Two Schooners

Our twenty-first show went off with a bang, 22 goes off with a Chk Chk Boom as we uncover all manner of sex lies and videotape, minus the sex. Partially because we covered that in last week’s show and the skinny one already beat us to the chase, or was it the fat one?

In the end it all disolves like loo paper travelling down the S-bend for another episode of loud and stinking humour that can’t be mistaken for anything else other than Two Schooners. Join Dave Gray and James Williams at the bar for another scraping of the poop at the bottom of the bag, as we wade – knee deep – through our listner submissions in another hour long edition of Two Schooners.

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Here’s what we covered on Two Schooners this week

• Chk-Chk Boom girl Clare Werbeloff may get ACA TV job
• Heat Sensitive Bra
• Genital warts take Shoaib out of Twenty20 World Cup
• No kidding, goats die from lack of sleep
• Cycling jailbirds get their own Tour de France
• RunPee tells movie fans when to go
• Man’s gun bravado a half-cocked stunt
• New Zealand toddler Pipi Quinlan wins auction for Kobelco digger
• The Nude Suit
• Google Tricycle to map UK footpaths
• Twitter TV Show?
• Downer: Don’t expect the government to save you
• In pictures: Australian flooding
• Woman bites off lover’s penis in car crash
• Man shot twice in Kings Cross attack

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