Episode 27: Ugly Men Make More Sperm
It seems like a journey of a thousand miles to get Two Schooners #27 bedded down. It’s called Ugly Men Make More Sperm. Why? Who needs a reason… after all you’re listening to Two Schooners. There’s a swag full of news for today’s show and of course you can add your stories to the bag by tagging your funny clips with #2Schooners in delicious.
Here’s what we covered on Two Schooners this week
- Russian snatches world’s strongest ‘intimate muscles’ crown
- Pink has been attacked by a frog
- Winning Yahoo! Answer
- Web addicts’ electric shock therapy banned
- Man uses beer to entice alleged burglar to leave
- Teen falls down manhole
- Ugly men make more sperm during sex
- Zoo evacuated after mass chimp breakout
- Inflatable Turkey is a dinner doppelganger
- i-Saw the world’s first USB powered chainsaw
Beer Choices:
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Music
The music on today’s show was sourced from Greg “Ukelele” Middleton. The band is Soul Kitchen, and the track is called “Better Days” Check them out on MySpace.
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The USB-powered chainsaw link appears to have changed to; http://www.usbchainsaw.com/
And apparently this was a hoax ad created by a company called PaperCut. The ad was created to remind people that every time they print something from their computer, they are in fact cutting down trees. They are also giving away a free application that will play the sound of a chainsaw revving up when you hit “Print”.
Have a look at; http://www.papercut.com.sg/
by Herne
on 07. Aug, 2009
Happy to hear the shirts are coming!
I have heard sperm count can change based on mood so that could be related to the “ugly” factor.
And I’m certain my 3rd nut activated tonight when I was gawking at the Bollywood dance class while abusing the elliptical for an hour.
Thanks for getting me through another workout guys.
by Eric in Cupertino
on 07. Aug, 2009
Dave’s playing some weird buzzy thing and james is drinking coffee it can only be 2 schooners! I can’t wait for the T-shirts and hopefully I can come to the melbourne meet up. But another brilliant episode.
by Frank
on 07. Aug, 2009
Duh, next meetup in october ? Just when I have to fly over to Las Vegas :-(
Oh, and where can we buy those T-Shirts ? I really want one of those :-)
Regards,
Stefaan
by Stefaan Lesage
on 10. Aug, 2009
Thanks for all the great comments on this episode. You’ll be pleased to hear that the t-shirts and other great merchandise are available on our new merchandise store at http://cafepress.com/2schooners
Enjoy!
by James Williams
on 26. Aug, 2009
oh yeah, a 2 schooners BBQ apron… fantastic. I’m buying on!
Great show as usual guys. I like your beer choice, mine this week is coopers pale ale.
Cheers,
Greg_Ukelele
by Greg_Ukelele
on 30. Aug, 2009
Ok! Votes! Who wants to see this as 2Schooners-wear? (Just don’t expect me to model it.) ;P
http://www.twitpic.com/g1ieq
by Herne
on 03. Sep, 2009
OK so Herne is going to buy the thong… great…
Thanks for listening Greg!!
So you all know we have a 2Schooners in the bag and hope to have it up soon!
by Dave Gray
on 03. Sep, 2009