Episode 29: Who needs a brain when Google has the answer for everything?
Yes folks it’s an episode of stupids and dyslexic tuckfards on this episode of Two Schooners. Nothing is sacred, except the liquid amber as the duo of schooners arrive and Dave and James settle in behind the mics to let rip at ’stoopids’ everywhere. Pull up a stool and join us at the bar with a coldie and a packet of Nobby’s nuts as we try to work out whether Google does indeed have an answer to everything. And if we don’t well, shit happens, and nobody will be any the wiser.
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I noticed Dave missed the bit on contraceptives… it could have been when he was rambling on into the distance. And he says that I have verbal diarrhea on the blog! Sheesh.
I don’t think KW has listened yet… Who knows!?
by Herne
on 29. Sep, 2009
Awesome show guys. Tisk tisk James peeing in a bottle, a mans gota do what a mans gota do hahaha.
BTW Dave I got Fucktard from you, you said that in the last episode I think, and I lost it for about 5 minutes.
Love the beer photo mosaic idea!
Cheers.
by Greg_Ukelele
on 30. Sep, 2009
Finally Australia has produced one thing of moderate value.. 2schooners is by far and away the best thing ever to come out of AUS !!!
Malcolm from South Africa.
by Malcolm
on 08. Oct, 2009
High praise Malcolm Thank you and Cheers to our South African listeners!! Blown away by that thanks!
If you use iTunes we would really appreciate a review :)
See that James we have reached South Africa! Next meet up… Beer and Elephants… :P
by Dave Gray
on 11. Oct, 2009