Episode 28: Dave, James, Some Random Sheep and 15 Cubic Metres of Concrete
Meat Ants, Random Sheep and 15 Cubic Metres of Concrete – there’s all manner of discussion on this week’s Two Schooners including a ‘special’ visit from The Herne who happened to be up at 3am in Canada when we recorded this week. Dropped from a great height, and landing smack-bang in the middle of your weekend this episode of Two Schooners guarantees a laugh, if only at Herne and his mad stalking antics. We also feature a musical treat from Groovezilla as Dave nips out to take a slash mid-show. Yes folks we have it all! This is Two Schooners. Don’t forget to Tweet that you’re listening (if you dare!)
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Here’s what we covered on Two Schooners this week
- Ryanair plans ‘vertical seating’
- Pictures of Vertical Seats
- Giant Golf Course to open in the Outback
- Ryanair the second airline to want passengers ‘standing’ on flights — a developing trend?
- Tinnie Holsters
- Man Cuts off Penis… His Own!
- The Worst Restaurant Names
- Unusual Canned Foods
- Beer in a Bag WTF? Man Mistakes Croc for a Cow
- Gourmet Pizza
- HERNE FAMILY Name Brand BEER & ALE Wall Clock
- Thong Causes Power Outage
- Any Listeners in Sweden that want to Help the Lesbians? Yes!!! We can offrend yet another minority!!! -Dave 8/28/09 11:29 PM
- WTF do you do with 10,000 bucks worth of Cucumbers?
- Sydney’s stressed brains are shrinking
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It’s not very nice that you included a picture of Herne in the show-notes. That is Herne, right?
by Woolly Mittens
on 05. Sep, 2009
Haw haw haw haw…. lol
by Dave Gray
on 05. Sep, 2009
Note to self; Find Woolly Mittens…
It’s interesting to see that Meat Ants (which are omnivores and can apparently grow up to 1cm long) are able to KILL AND EAT CAINE TOADS! The toxins in caine toads that usually kill anything that eats them does not affect these ants… I don’t think I’d want them near my meat either…
I was trying to remember what a Spotted Dick was when you were recording that episode, but I had been “prepping” part of the evening and I wasn’t quite all there at 3am (That’s my excuse and I’m sticking to it!). It’s a pudding by the way.
That Skype headset I bought makes me sound like I’m talking through a tin can… Probably for the best. And I kept hitting my mute button so people wouldn’t hear me laughing.
No, I do not call those chat lines Dave! Sheesh. I may have no social life, but I hope I have more of a life than that!
Dave’s ideas re sperm… I’m not goin there.
Re canned foods, I’m puzzled over “creamed armadillo meat.” I mean…seriously. And the picture on the can looks like road kill!
This one amuses me; http://is.gd/2VLOu
Waiting for a response from our friend @knightwise. Should be entertaining.
And contrary to what I alluded to, I LOVE Scotland. I would move to Scotland if I could find frickin work there. So if you’re in a nice village in the Highlands and you find yourself needing a Herne, I’m game for employment! DM me for a CV… The joke is, if you ask a Scotsman what’s wrong with England, he’ll tell you it’s the English.
Oh, check out what Wikipedia says on gherkins…
by Herne
on 06. Sep, 2009
Dave talking about his coccyx… it’s not what you think. It’s his tailbone.
Here’s a link to the Mythbusters turd polishing… http://is.gd/2VRF5
I was thinkin that I should’ve stayed on Skype making random comments when they couldn’t kick me off… I should also mention that James Williams changed his Skype name, presumably to avoid stalkers, but it didn’t work did it?
I should do a paid sponsorship of the show and then they’d have to talk about all the things I wanted to hear about!
By the way, I have The Rooster’s address if you want to send him a “contribution” on dry ice… Talk about jerkin’ the gherkin!
[Today's ramblings are brought to you by Tuborg Gold!]
by Herne
on 06. Sep, 2009
hahahaha Herne has entered skype as if it was the matrix. gold!
Dave, I am a big fan of the phrase “F@#K Tards” hahaha.
Great show fella’s.
Cheers,
Greg_Ukelele
by Greg_Ukelele
on 08. Sep, 2009
I get ready to go job hunting in Beijing and the store goes up. **grumble**
I saved some notes on my E51 while walking and listening to the show…. but I turned off the device when I got home without saving the document… grrr.. damn multitasking.
nuked all my 2schooners tagged bookmarks.
Upgraded the Nano to 1.0.4 this weekend and it corrupted. hahah! Oh well good thing Apple makes backups.
Now I’ve forgotten why I started typing.
Oh! I’ll get around to ordering when I’ve figured out if I’m staying in Cupertino or Beijing. Unless someone wants to hook me up with Singtel.
Jeez. When did your podcast become all about me?
ps – I had zero stories this week.
:-/
by Eric in Cupertino
on 08. Sep, 2009
Eric what’s the story with a move to Beijing? Does Two Schooners reach Beijing? Have they taken moves to attempt censorship? Surely we’ve offended somebody in china by now?
by James
on 08. Sep, 2009
Hi James.
I thought I had an interview with a company in my neighborhood in Beijing but nothing materialized. I’m thinking of spending October over there relaxing.
The internet speed in general makes internet use a real pain.
I think they’re easy to offend.
hahah!
by Eric in Cupertino
on 10. Sep, 2009
2 schooners all night marathon, interesting idea just get everyone how has Skype in for a massive call. Also what was that Skype conversation I could hear in the background? Oh well, brilliant show
Frank
by Frank
on 10. Sep, 2009
The audio for that Grant Spatchcock Gourmet Pizza animation was done by Tony Martin (New Zealander) and originally aired on his radio show Get This a couple of years ago. They had podcasts of the show also – here is another example of Tony’s genius Slim Shady Snr old timer rapping http://getthis2.podbean.com/2008/06/08/get-this-slim-shady-snr/
by matt88
on 11. Sep, 2009