Two Schooners #030: Dust, iSnacks and Soggy Mixers
In a week where you can literally taste the dust, Dave’s mixer get’s a taste of the liquid gold, amber courage and comes off a little worse for wear. Not as bad as the new name for Vegemite as some marketing bright-spark genius decides that ‘isnack 2.0′ will convince more people to eat their poo-brown concoction of processed cheese and the old Australian favourite. This is just some of the tastiest morsels simmering away at the bottom of the bag, this week, as Dave and James settle in to the bar, with an ice-cold brew for the 30th episode of 2Schooners.
At this point, the guys would like to un-thank Herne for the 30th Episode cake, and remind all our listeners to send in your pictures to adorn our 2Schooners twitter page to yourshout@twoschooners.com
Please Tweet this episode
Enjoy the show, and don’t forget to tweet that your listening – and include the URL to the this show which is here: http://u.nu/9pk
Here’s what we covered on Two Schooners this week
- Cameraman shagged by horny bird
- School Answering Machine Message
- Worlds Earliest SatNav
- The Ig Nobel Awards
- Bra Gas Mask Combo
- Omitting Items from McDonalds Orders to Save Money
- Woman pulls gun on cop as chihuahua deal goes wrong
- Wanted: volunteers to move 400 crocs
- Vegimite iSnack 2.0 WTF?
- German cops impound motorised beer crate
- Inmate hacker locks down jail computers
- British Airways Charges to Choose Seats
- Prisoners Get Drunk on Hand Gel
- Email Auto Response Ends up on Road Sign
- Watermelon has Same Effect as Viagra
- We are doomed if we were Ever Attacked by Zombies
Our cover shot this week:
Youtube Videos
Two Schooners Stuff
Visit our new 2Schooners cafepress store where you can buy merchandise with our brand on it. Thanks to @regravity for the artwork! :)
Beer Choices:
Effen Beer (check out the cool site)
Sponsors
We’re looking for a sponsor for the show. If you’re interested, send us an email to yourshout@twoschooners.com. If you can think of someone you think should be sponsoring our show. Let them know.
Music
The Music on Today’s show was sourced from Mevio Music Alley. The artist was The Consultants, and the track was “Have you Googled yourself today?”
Like Two Schooners? Check out our other podcasts:
Be a part of the Two Schooners Community
- Leave a comment about the show in this blog
- Follow @2Schooners on Twitter
- Send us your beer pics to add to our @2Schooners twitter background
- Follow Dave and James on Twitter
- Please write a review for Two Schooners in the iTunes store
- Send an email or an audio comment (we love those!) to yourshout@twoschooners.com
- Tag a weird story in delicious with 2Schooners, to add it to ‘the bag’
- Vote for Two Schooners on Podcast Alley
Glad to see I could cause mayhem during the recording of 2Schooners once again. My job is done!
by Herne
on 12. Oct, 2009
do you think a 2schooners t-shirt would go down well at school? I don’t think that the prison guards are the smartest people around which is maybe why they got the job in the first place.
Frank
by Frank
on 15. Oct, 2009
Hi guys! Thanks for the kind words and the shoutouts! Dave seemed rather excited about the fact that I’m a train driver. Seeing as though I don’t drive anyway near Dave’s house (I’d need a bloody long extension cord!), I’ll mentally give him a massive horn. Don’t worry, James, I’ll give you a massive horn as well.
I was lucky I missed the dust strom as I was asleep during the whole thing and the sky was a lot clearer. Ferries and planes were cancelled, buses were delayed but my guys were pretty close to 100% on time running that morning!
I’d heard the answering machine message before. I think I might have heard it on Get This.
by Erk @ Channel Erk
on 15. Oct, 2009
Beer and Elephants… sounds like a great idea.. just explain what u intend to do with the elephants are they partaking in the beer drinking?
Might be a bit of a waist of beer as these scientists with a bit too much time on their hands put the myth of drunk elephants to rest. http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/12/1219_051219_drunk_elephant.html then again, tell that to these 6 poor Asians who got trampled to death by some ‘drunk’ elephants. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/2583891.stm
Either way looking forward to the beer.
by Malcolm
on 23. Oct, 2009