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Two Schooners #041 – The April Fools

Posted 03 April 2011 | By jameswilliams90 | Categories: comedy, Podcast | 7 Comments

Welcome to another prank-filled slurp of of 2schooners with jokes galore from around the world and around the corner as we examine all that was April Fools Day 2011. So plonk yourself down on a whoopee cushion and kiss goodbye to what remains of your dignity as we tumble headlong into another boozy episode …

Two Schooners #040 – Thongs, Barbie and a Lamb Chop

Posted 26 January 2011 | By jameswilliams90 | Categories: 2schooners, Podcast | 10 Comments

Fresh from the holiday thaw, thanks for joining us this Australia Day for a podcast infused with an Aussie flavour of errr beer…

Two Schooners #39 – Ditch Digging Prostitutes

Posted 15 January 2011 | By jameswilliams90 | Categories: 2schooners, Podcast | 5 Comments

If this podcast was a meal, it would be a 3-day old prawn cocktail without the thousand island. So it back, relax and enjoy the tanties and as we often say as we slouch on our red vinyl barstools – staring into our beers – “you dug that hole, now you can …

Two Schooners #038: Saturday Night Session

Posted 06 November 2010 | By jameswilliams90 | Categories: Podcast | 6 Comments

This is Two Schooners #38 complete with a live audience and completely unedited from beginning to end (but you didn’t need to be told that!). Too many beers and cool bag of ice, and some entertaining esky reporters.

Two Schooners #037: Somebody pass me a bucket

Posted 27 October 2010 | By jameswilliams90 | Categories: 2schooners, comedy, Podcast | 3 Comments

The guys certainly put on a show for the incumbent work experience beer-wench @woollymittens, who was angling for a job behind the microphones with his funny quips and quick retorts, which he squarely blames on the jetlag. This is Two Schooners 37, with unequivocally the WORST audio quality ever as James reaches for …

Two Schooners #036: An Apple a day keeps the podcast away

Posted 28 April 2010 | By jameswilliams90 | Categories: 2schooners | 10 Comments

We recorded Two Schooners Episode 36 at Easter.  During the recording of the show I said to Dave, “I’ve got a new Mac so this episode will come out twice as fast.”

Famous last words.

My brand new, one-month old Mac died during the edit, and went into Apple Support to be fixed.  Two long weeks, …

Two Schooners #035: Esky roving reporters and beer

Posted 07 March 2010 | By jameswilliams90 | Categories: 2schooners, comedy, Podcast | 8 Comments

This the latest and greatest episode where we attempt to do comedy… In Episode 35 of Two Schooners we introduce our esky reporters, grasping their beer coolers in one hand and their mics in the other to bring you their version of the world on location and live! Straight into your ear buds and …

Two Schooners #034: A street of pink tits…

Posted 10 February 2010 | By jameswilliams90 | Categories: comedy, Podcast | 6 Comments

Knightwise why would you dare us with such simple words… now you have to live up to your half of the deal, what was it? Pink Spandex for a month… Oh, hello and Welcome to Two Schooners 34

Two Schooners #033: Oh jeez, not the nuts!

Posted 18 January 2010 | By jameswilliams90 | Categories: Podcast | 7 Comments

Sit down, strap in, hang on and belt up and make sure you haven’t got anything stuffed down your undies, because this is going to be a long flight.

A Very Woollymittens Sydney meetup

Posted 17 January 2010 | By jameswilliams90 | Categories: 2schooners | 1 Comment

@WoollyMittens is coming to Sydney (all the way from the Netherlands) and in true 2Schooners style we’re having a meetup! 

It’s next weekend Sunday 24 January, at Wheels and Cupcake in Alexandria.  For more details check twtvite or upcoming.  If you’re planning to come along please RSVP so we can let the cafe know numbers. 

Let …

Two Schooners #032: Shut up! It’s Christmas already?

Posted 24 December 2009 | By jameswilliams90 | Categories: Podcast | 8 Comments

Sit down, strap in, hang on and belt up – this is the Christmas edition of Two Schooners and you’re in for one hell of a ride! Dave and James are on the turps and having more fun than should be legal in this edition of Two Schooners.

Two Schooners #031: It’s all about the Effen Beer!

Posted 06 December 2009 | By jameswilliams90 | Categories: 2schooners | 9 Comments

Global warming iceberg wranglers, wayward beer couriers, big messy jobs and industrial-strengh irrigation – it’s all about variety on this episode of Two Schooners. Pull up a stool and make yourself at home while we also discuss movember’s facial hair and learn how Dave’s scrub turkey took a mandatory rest-break.

Two Schooners #030: Dust, iSnacks and Soggy Mixers

Posted 11 October 2009 | By jameswilliams90 | Categories: Podcast | 4 Comments

In a week where you can literally taste the dust, Dave’s mixer get’s a taste of the liquid gold, amber courage and comes off a little worse for wear. Not as bad as the new name for Vegemite as some marketing bright-spark genius decides that ‘isnack 2.0′ will convince more people to eat their …

Episode 29: Who needs a brain when Google has the answer for everything?

Posted 28 September 2009 | By jameswilliams90 | Categories: Podcast | 4 Comments

Yes folks it’s an episode of stupids and dyslexic tuckfards on this episode of Two Schooners. Nothing is sacred, except the liquid amber as the duo of schooners arrive and Dave and James settle in behind the mics to let rip at ‘stoopids’ everywhere.  Pull up a stool and join us at the bar …

Episode 28: Dave, James, Some Random Sheep and 15 Cubic Metres of Concrete

Posted 05 September 2009 | By jameswilliams90 | Categories: Podcast | 10 Comments

Meat Ants, Random Sheep and 15 Cubic Metres of Concrete – there’s all manner of discussion on this week’s Two Schooners including a ‘special’ visit from The Herne who happened to be up at 3am in Canada when we recorded this week. Dropped from a great height, and landing smack-bang in the middle …