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This the latest and greatest episode where we attempt to do comedy… In Episode 35 of Two Schooners we introduce our esky reporters, grasping their beer coolers in one hand and their mics in the other to bring you their version of the world on location and live! Straight into your ear buds and into your neurons.
Knightwise why would you dare us with such simple words… now you have to live up to your half of the deal, what was it? Pink Spandex for a month… Oh, hello and Welcome to Two Schooners 34
Sit down, strap in, hang on and belt up and make sure you haven’t got anything stuffed down your undies, because this is going to be a long flight.
Sit down, strap in, hang on and belt up – this is the Christmas edition of Two Schooners and you’re in for one hell of a ride! Dave and James are on the turps and having more fun than should be legal in this edition of Two Schooners.
In a week where you can literally taste the dust, Dave’s mixer get’s a taste of the liquid gold, amber courage and comes off a little worse for wear. Not as bad as the new name for Vegemite as some marketing bright-spark genius decides that ‘isnack 2.0′ will convince more people to eat their poo-brown [...]
Yes folks it’s an episode of stupids and dyslexic tuckfards on this episode of Two Schooners. Nothing is sacred, except the liquid amber as the duo of schooners arrive and Dave and James settle in behind the mics to let rip at ’stoopids’ everywhere. Pull up a stool and join us at the bar with [...]
Meat Ants, Random Sheep and 15 Cubic Metres of Concrete – there’s all manner of discussion on this week’s Two Schooners including a ’special’ visit from The Herne who happened to be up at 3am in Canada when we recorded this week. Dropped from a great height, and landing smack-bang in the middle of your weekend this episode of Two Schooners guarantees a laugh, if only at Herne and his mad stalking antics. We also feature a musical treat from Groovezilla as Dave nips out to take a slash mid-show. Yes folks we have it all! This is Two Schooners. Don’t forget to Tweet that you’re listening (if you dare!)
It seems like a journey of a thousand miles to get Two Schooners #27 bedded down. It’s called Ugly Men Make More Sperm. Why? Who needs a reason… after all you’re listening to Two Schooners. There’s a swag full of news for today’s show and of course you can add your stories to the bag [...]
These amazing pictures were captured by @misswired
Dave Gray and James Williams finally meet (in person) after recording the Two Schooners podcast for seven months. They are joined by Cait from the Aussie Geek Podcast in the studio in Sydney. Together they recap the 2Schooners/Podcasters Emporium/AGP meetup in Sydney on 10 July 2009.
Thanks to @misswired, who [...]
Well it’s D-Day for Dave when the razors come out and Dave faces the music, a very buzzy music, and he let’s the nuts have it. By the end of this episode you’ll be hugging your lucky-poo and thanking the stars above that this is not a video podcast as he let’s the nuts have it! There’s all manner of bag-swag in todays show including firey swingers, lemon myrtle flavoured beer and cross dressing sons of dead mothers. Yes, it’s unsavoury, but it’s exactly what you’ve come to expect of Two Schooners – this is Episode 25 “Camel Nuts” – hang on for dear life, it’s going to be quite a journey!
Well it’s not fun when your iphone upgrade transforms your phone into a brick, and that’s exactly what happened to Dave and myself just before this episode of Two Schooners. Apple – do some quality control! In this episode we delve into airlines cost cutting, sign writters language slashing and Dave ponding cutting the hair off his nuts… it’s an odd-ball episode, and I can’t go much further without giving away the plot completely, so enjoy this brand new sparkly episode of Two Schooners #024 – The iBrick Farce.
It’s a bumper episode as we get right to the bottom of the bag as we road test some of Ireland’s worst place names, we find a site for those of you who try a little too hard at twitter, ‘don our Japanese Lucky Poo and wonder through it all how how Ryan air hasn’t [...]
Our twenty-first show went off with a bang, 22 goes off with a Chk Chk Boom as we uncover all manner of sex lies and videotape, minus the sex. Partially because we covered that in last week’s show and the skinny one already beat us to the chase, or was it the fat one?
In the [...]
Our twenty-first show goes off with a bang! it’s free sex for a year folks for one lucky bastard… and in the end it became a chore. Listening to 2Schooners is not a chore though, join Dave Gray and James Williams at the bar for a coldie as we discuss all manner of trivial [...]
How do you solve Pig Flu, a swearing parrot and a bad case of Mcstaken identity? Flip ‘em the bird! That’s how! In a show where birds squeeze in and out of small places from the tin to the frying pan and into the flames, we watch a mighty small bird take out the swearing [...]
