Archive for 'Podcast'

Episode 24: The iBrick Farce

Posted 29 June 2009 | By jameswilliams90 | Categories: Podcast | No Comments

Well it’s not fun when your iphone upgrade transforms your phone into a brick, and that’s exactly what happened to Dave and myself just before this episode of Two Schooners. Apple – do some quality control! In this episode we delve into airlines cost cutting, sign writters language slashing and Dave ponding cutting the …

Episode 23: The Ducks Are Not Mine!

Posted 07 June 2009 | By jameswilliams90 | Categories: Podcast | 3 Comments

It’s a bumper episode as we get right to the bottom of the bag as we road test some of Ireland’s worst place names, we find a site for those of you who try a little too hard at twitter, ‘don our Japanese Lucky Poo and wonder through it all how how Ryan air …

Episode 22: Chk Chk Boom!

Posted 30 May 2009 | By jameswilliams90 | Categories: Podcast | 3 Comments

Our twenty-first show went off with a bang, 22 goes off with a Chk Chk Boom as we uncover all manner of sex lies and videotape, minus the sex. Partially because we covered that in last week’s show and the skinny one already beat us to the chase, or was it the fat one?

In …

Episode 21: Free Sex For A Year!

Posted 20 May 2009 | By jameswilliams90 | Categories: Podcast | 6 Comments

Our twenty-first show goes off with a bang! it’s free sex for a year folks for one lucky bastard… and in the end it became a chore. Listening to 2Schooners is not a chore though, join Dave Gray and James Williams at the bar for a coldie as we discuss all manner of …

Episode 20: Flippin the Bird

Posted 05 May 2009 | By jameswilliams90 | Categories: Podcast | 10 Comments

How do you solve Pig Flu, a swearing parrot and a bad case of Mcstaken identity? Flip ‘em the bird! That’s how! In a show where birds squeeze in and out of small places from the tin to the frying pan and into the flames, we watch a mighty small bird take out the …

Episode 19: Fursty Ferrets, Stuck Nuts and a Fat Bloke on an Esky

Posted 25 April 2009 | By jameswilliams90 | Categories: Podcast | 6 Comments

An explosive mix as we ignite the vapors, toss in a keg of laughter, a bucket load of testicular extraction and a dash of madness, in what can only be described as a very ballsy episode of Two Schooners. With better hearing than Constable Matt from Humberside Police, and arguably more insightful than “Learn …

Episode 18: Car Wrecks, Mad Cows and an Esky Load of Mexicans

Posted 19 April 2009 | By jameswilliams90 | Categories: Podcast | 8 Comments

What does it mean when President Obama gives the Queen an iPod? It means she can listen to Two Schooners of course! And you can too, join Dave Gray and James Williams as we tell stories of bruises, car wrecks and bicycling hijinx with a few sound effects thrown in. Sit back, relax and …

Episode 17: A Happier Hour

Posted 02 April 2009 | By jameswilliams90 | Categories: Podcast | 9 Comments

Join chief pranksters #1 and #2 – James Williams and sidekick Dave Gray at the bar for another jam-packed episode of Two Schooners, as we open the bag and dive in head-first, to unload a schwag of stories to gawk at in an episode that’s fuelled with loads of alcohol (in Dave’s case anyway). …

Episode 16: Happy Hour

Posted 01 April 2009 | By jameswilliams90 | Categories: Podcast | 3 Comments

Join public oddity #2 James Williams and sidekick Dave Gray at the bar for another jam-packed episode of Two Schooners, as we open the bag and dive in head-first, to try and find some stories to laugh at, in an episode that could, for the first time, be more ale than tale.

If you’re enjoying …

Episode 15: The Ring Of Fire

Posted 21 March 2009 | By jameswilliams90 | Categories: Podcast | 10 Comments

Join public oddity #1 Dave Gray and sidekick James Williams at the bar for another jam-packed episode of Two Schooners, as we uncover all manner of stupidities and hear stories from Dave’s childhood (pity his parents), and dissolve these and other ever-present problems in a blather of ice-cold ale.

If you’re enjoying the shows, you …

Episode 14: So long and thanks for all the fish!

Posted 17 March 2009 | By jameswilliams90 | Categories: Podcast | 1 Comment

Could it be that intelligent non-human life-forms are plotting to take over the human race, from scheming monkeys to eager octopus and a straying delivery of tropical fish it’s all on this weeks show.

Join Dave and James at the bar for another jam-packed episode of Two Schooners, as we solve these and other ever-present …

Episode 13: Surely you’re taking the piss!

Posted 08 March 2009 | By jameswilliams90 | Categories: Podcast | 6 Comments

We sit here with our Barefoot Radlers and shake our collective heads at a bunch of crazy stories that made their way into the bag this week, in an episode we can only describe as “Surely you’re taking the piss!”

This show comes with a general warning that new media sites are bad for your …

Episode 12: Rats stole my sausage!

Posted 28 February 2009 | By jameswilliams90 | Categories: Podcast | 8 Comments

Episode 12 of Two Schooners was done in just two takes. Yes folks for the first time in eleven episodes we scrapped the first show and did it all again! That’s dedication for you.

The second take, fueled by even more beer, was vastly superior much like the Barefoot Radler that fills our gullets. A …

Episode 11: Funny As A Fart In An Elevator

Posted 21 February 2009 | By jameswilliams90 | Categories: Podcast | 11 Comments

Another corker of an episode from Dave and James as they discuss all manner of stupidities, that seem to make the world go around, all assisted by the trusty Barefoot Radler. A real mixed bag of issues today from Syphillis mascots, to Melons and the all pervasive Silent but Deadly, you’ll find it all …

Episode 9: Stiff Stuff

Posted 08 February 2009 | By jameswilliams90 | Categories: Podcast | 8 Comments

James got on the turps early this show with a swag full of interesting stories from the sublime to the outlandish. Dave – naturally – is in good form with his esky full of Barefoot Radler as we examine the finer points of school canings, erectile dysfunction, Royal websites and Google fails.

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