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Two Schooners #040 – Thongs, Barbie and a Lamb Chop

jameswilliams90 — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 12:34:03 +0000

Welcome to another fun filled edition of 2schooners, coming to your ears in less than 2 months… A show built on the uncertainty principle and where nothing is sacred except the beer! Fresh from the holiday thaw, thanks for joining us this Australia Day for a podcast infused with an Aussie flavour of errr beer…

Here’s what we talked about in today’s show:

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Music

Thanks to Ioda Promonet for the music we played on today’s show.

Di Johnston
“Companion” (mp3)
from “Fascinator”
(Undercover Culture Music)

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Two Schooners #037: Somebody pass me a bucket

jameswilliams90 — Wed, 27 Oct 2010 12:21:49 +0000

Dave may have been coming around from his trip under the butcher’s knife but it was James who was under the weather for this episode. The guys certainly put on a show for the incumbent work experience beer-wench @woollymittens, who was angling for a job behind the microphones with his funny quips and quick retorts which he squarely blames on the jetlag.

This is Two Schooners 37, with unequivocally the WORST audio quality ever as James reaches for the bottle and blames the booze. Really we were all just celebrating Dave’s big new scar, his escape from the coolroom and… of course… his clean bill of health. Let’s face it guys, there was no way any of us were going to let Dave leave this sinking ship without a bloody big fight!

So here it is – warts and all – an apparently lacklustre edition of Two Schooners, but man we had fun drinking all the way to the very end.

Big thanks to our honorary beer-wench @Woollymittens who has now been let loose in Australia to hop around in the back paddock for a while.

And big thanks to all our esky reporters who we hope had fun along the way too.

Enjoy this episode and Episode 38 is already recorded and will be out very soon.

Music

The music in today’s show was sourced from Ioda Promonet, here are the details:

ZLOX
“Song of Night” (mp3)
from “eXpo”
(Undercover Culture Music)

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Two Schooners #034: A street of pink tits…

jameswilliams90 — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 11:38:49 +0000

Knightwise why would you dare us with such simple words… now you have to live up to your half of the deal, what was it? Pink Spandex for a month… Oh, hello and Welcome to Two Schooners 34, yes folks, thirty-freaken-four episodes of your favourite drunken podcast with Dave and James, broadcasting live from the bar! Who’d have thought Dave would have that much to say? Stick around and hear us repeat the words, pink, tit and street many times in this episode and all because Knightwise asked us to.

Here’s what we covered in this show:

Banker from Macquarie Caught looking at Porn

Parents Alarmed at Police Donuts

Nuclear Arms Plant Shut Down

India Issues Zero Banknotes WTF?

Male Breast Ops Fastest Growth

Wooden Seat Warning

Human Bed Warming

American Pie Fail

The people we spoke about on todays show

@regravity
@herne
@woollymittens
@tom125
@cait
@ryantracey (new listener)
@eatdrinkstagger (new listener)
@the_rooster (that’s Dave)
@jameswilliams90 (that’s James)
@2Schooners – that’s our official one

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Random Klompen pick of the week

Check out the klompen (clogs) that @woollymittens bought me and that were subsequently photoshopped by @regravity!

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And here’s the great track we played at the end of the show!

Thanks to Ioda Promonet, who are an excellent source of podsafe music, by the way.

The Shanghai Restoration Project feat. Natural Fact of Unconscious Logic
“Touchdown” (mp3)
from “Story of a City”
(Undercover Culture Music)

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Two Schooners #033: Oh jeez, not the nuts!

jameswilliams90 — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 06:41:37 +0000

Sit down, strap in, hang on and belt up and make sure you haven’t got anything stuffed down your undies, because this is going to be a long flight.

Woollymittens is coming to town and Two Schooners is quite underprepped, for this handcrafted bar-bound episode. We’ve got several under the belt for this one fellas, and the esky is looking a little skint, but pull up a stool and join us because there’s a yarn in the making on this episode, about the little furry fellas and a few too many beers.

Podcast Listeners meetup this weekend in Sydney…. The Woollymittens is coming to Sydney, all the way from the dutchie land. Make sure you RSVP for our Sydney meetup on Sunday 24 January – details on twtvite.com

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Here’s what we discussed in today’s show

The people we spoke about on todays show

@regravity
@herne
@woollymittens
@tom125 (our official 2Schooners fact checker)
@cait (don’t forget to connect with cait re. Melbourne meetup)

Here’s the track we played at the end of the show (thanks Ioda Promonet!)

Car Bomb Driver
“Beer Drinker” (mp3)
from “Evacuate”
(24 Hour Service Station)

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