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Two Schooners #040 – Thongs, Barbie and a Lamb Chop

jameswilliams90 — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 12:34:03 +0000

Welcome to another fun filled edition of 2schooners, coming to your ears in less than 2 months… A show built on the uncertainty principle and where nothing is sacred except the beer! Fresh from the holiday thaw, thanks for joining us this Australia Day for a podcast infused with an Aussie flavour of errr beer…

Here’s what we talked about in today’s show:

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Music

Thanks to Ioda Promonet for the music we played on today’s show.

Di Johnston
“Companion” (mp3)
from “Fascinator”
(Undercover Culture Music)

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Two Schooners #39 – Ditch Digging Prostitutes

jameswilliams90 — Sat, 15 Jan 2011 11:13:59 +0000

It’s Ditch Digging Prostitutes, Beer Towers and a handful of Esky Reporters in this overbaked, and yet wholly undercooked edition of Two Schooners, as Dave and James battle Dave’s externalised internal monologue with the beers opened, the nuts in the ashtray and the bar set entirely too low. If this podcast was a meal, it would be a 3-day old prawn cocktail without the thousand island. So it back, relax and enjoy the tanties and as we often say as we slouch on our red vinyl barstools – staring into our beers - ”you dug that hole, now you can sleep in it!” This is indeed one unsavoury plate of 2Schooners for your all consuming pleasure… so you will sit there and enjoy it!

Here’s what we talk about in today’s show:

Sex and the King of Fruits (Eric Seale)
Drunken Employee Shoots Server (Eric Seale)
What if we Aussies were Governed by the Sex Party? (Eric Seale)
Man threatens to blow himself up unless he gets an Egg and Bacon McMuffin (James)
Another case of stating the bleeding obvious – died of medical causes!
NZ student mistakes teacher for a deer, shoots her dead.
- not the first time a NZ has mistaken an animal for a person
- doubt it will change anything, sheep will still be nervous
Spanish Prostitutes order to wear reflective vests

Rifftrax rework some vintage Australian TV

What’s 1970′s Australian TV without an American workover! This was brought to our attention by Kylie from Geek Tragedy Podcast! http://www.rifftrax.com/shorts/dont-be-a-bloody-idiot

Dave’s mid-show beer tower…

Music

Thanks to Ioda Promonet for the music we played on today’s show. Enjoy this track from Jack Johnson.

Jack Johnson
“Flake” (mp3)
from “Brushfire Fairytales (Bonus version)”
(Everloving Inc.)

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Two Schooners #038: Saturday Night Session

jameswilliams90 — Fri, 05 Nov 2010 21:00:58 +0000

Who had the bright idea to put the Williams and the Gray in the same room! The meeting of the minds happened in Sydney recently one Saturday night, and the result was far from spectacular.

We have returned with fresh ice to the esky… We also found a great fridge on special at Harvey Norman, which is not an esky… The winter was so cold here that the beer froze over not to mention the whole barefoot saga… While Williams wrestles with technology I am wrestling with an inability to sing…

We have esky reporters standing buy stories of cash, balls, badly designed baths and strange chairs better left on the showroom floor, we are up in lights and drinking the good stuff… your listening to 2Schooners… I think I mentioned that…

Someone let the kangaroo’s loose in the back paddock and their running wild and causing a rukkus.

This is Two Schooners #38 complete with a live audience and completely unedited from beginning to end (but you didn’t need to be told that!). It’s an intriguing episode from the fellas, over a couple too many beers and cool bag of ice, and some entertaining esky reporters.

This is what we chatted about in today’s show

(and some stuff we were slated to talk about, and didn’t!)

Music

Thanks to Ioda Promonet for the music we played on today’s show. Enjoy this track from the Groove Junkies.

Groove Junkies
“Far Away (TC Moses)” (mp3)
from “In The Zone”
(Morehouse Records)

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Two Schooners #037: Somebody pass me a bucket

jameswilliams90 — Wed, 27 Oct 2010 12:21:49 +0000

Dave may have been coming around from his trip under the butcher’s knife but it was James who was under the weather for this episode. The guys certainly put on a show for the incumbent work experience beer-wench @woollymittens, who was angling for a job behind the microphones with his funny quips and quick retorts which he squarely blames on the jetlag.

This is Two Schooners 37, with unequivocally the WORST audio quality ever as James reaches for the bottle and blames the booze. Really we were all just celebrating Dave’s big new scar, his escape from the coolroom and… of course… his clean bill of health. Let’s face it guys, there was no way any of us were going to let Dave leave this sinking ship without a bloody big fight!

So here it is – warts and all – an apparently lacklustre edition of Two Schooners, but man we had fun drinking all the way to the very end.

Big thanks to our honorary beer-wench @Woollymittens who has now been let loose in Australia to hop around in the back paddock for a while.

And big thanks to all our esky reporters who we hope had fun along the way too.

Enjoy this episode and Episode 38 is already recorded and will be out very soon.

Music

The music in today’s show was sourced from Ioda Promonet, here are the details:

ZLOX
“Song of Night” (mp3)
from “eXpo”
(Undercover Culture Music)

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Two Schooners #035: Esky roving reporters and beer

jameswilliams90 — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 23:20:32 +0000

This the latest and greatest episode where we attempt to do comedy… In Episode 35 of Two Schooners we introduce our esky reporters, grasping their beer coolers in one hand and their mics in the other to bring you their version of the world on location and live! Straight into your ear buds and into your neurons. Today you’ll get to meet (in their official capacity of esky reporter) Knightwise (@knightwise), Kyle (@gtpodcast) and Matt (@matt88).

Of course we’ll also feature the usual shit that you guys have come to know and love!

Here’s what we covered in this show:

Beer Belly Saves Mans Life

Goat Owner Demands Wedding

Strongest Beers in The World

Sink the Bismark

Tactical Nuclear Penguin

Man OK After Steering Wheel Fail

Checkout this home movie of the flooding in Melbourne city yesterday.

And a compliation from Melbourne’s The Age newspaper – from Youtube.

Flodder

Geek Tragedy Podcast

Knightwise’s random video:

That other funny video:

The people we spoke about on todays show

@regravity
@matt88
@gtpodcast (kyle)
@knightwise
@herne
@woollymittens
@tom125 (our official fact checker)
@cait
@epicmac
@the_rooster (that’s Dave)
@jameswilliams90 (that’s James)
@2Schooners – that’s our official one

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And here’s the great track we played at the end of the show!

Thanks to Ioda Promonet, who are an excellent source of podsafe music, by the way.

Matt Goss
“Change Me” (mp3)
from “Gossy”
(U & L Records, Inc.)

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Two Schooners #034: A street of pink tits…

jameswilliams90 — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 11:38:49 +0000

Knightwise why would you dare us with such simple words… now you have to live up to your half of the deal, what was it? Pink Spandex for a month… Oh, hello and Welcome to Two Schooners 34, yes folks, thirty-freaken-four episodes of your favourite drunken podcast with Dave and James, broadcasting live from the bar! Who’d have thought Dave would have that much to say? Stick around and hear us repeat the words, pink, tit and street many times in this episode and all because Knightwise asked us to.

Here’s what we covered in this show:

Banker from Macquarie Caught looking at Porn

Parents Alarmed at Police Donuts

Nuclear Arms Plant Shut Down

India Issues Zero Banknotes WTF?

Male Breast Ops Fastest Growth

Wooden Seat Warning

Human Bed Warming

American Pie Fail

The people we spoke about on todays show

@regravity
@herne
@woollymittens
@tom125
@cait
@ryantracey (new listener)
@eatdrinkstagger (new listener)
@the_rooster (that’s Dave)
@jameswilliams90 (that’s James)
@2Schooners – that’s our official one

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Random Klompen pick of the week

Check out the klompen (clogs) that @woollymittens bought me and that were subsequently photoshopped by @regravity!

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And here’s the great track we played at the end of the show!

Thanks to Ioda Promonet, who are an excellent source of podsafe music, by the way.

The Shanghai Restoration Project feat. Natural Fact of Unconscious Logic
“Touchdown” (mp3)
from “Story of a City”
(Undercover Culture Music)

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