Two Schooners » beer http://shows.lifestylepodnetwork.info/2schooners Lifestyle PodNetwork Sat, 08 May 2010 05:13:00 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 Episode 35: Esky roving reporters and beer http://shows.lifestylepodnetwork.info/2schooners/2010/03/07/episode-35-esky-roving-reporters-and-beer/ http://shows.lifestylepodnetwork.info/2schooners/2010/03/07/episode-35-esky-roving-reporters-and-beer/#comments Sat, 06 Mar 2010 23:20:32 +0000 jameswilliams90 http://shows.lifestylepodnetwork.info/2schooners/?p=237 This the latest and greatest episode where we attempt to do comedy… In Episode 35 of Two Schooners we introduce our esky reporters, grasping their beer coolers in one hand and their mics in the other to bring you their version of the world on location and live! Straight into your ear buds and into your neurons. Today you’ll get to meet (in their official capacity of esky reporter) Knightwise (@knightwise), Kyle (@gtpodcast) and Matt (@matt88).

Of course we’ll also feature the  usual shit that you guys have come to know and love! 

 
Here’s what we covered in this show:

  • Beer Belly Saves Mans Life
  • Goat Owner Demands Wedding
  • Strongest Beers in The World
  • Sink the Bismark
  • Tactical Nuclear Penguin
  • Man OK After Steering Wheel Fail
  • Checkout this home movie of the flooding in Melbourne city yesterday.
  • And a compliation from Melbourne’s The Age newspaper – from Youtube.
  • Flodder
  • Geek Tragedy Podcast

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    The people we spoke about on todays show

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    And here’s the great track we played at the end of the show!

    Thanks to Ioda Promonet, who are an excellent source of podsafe music, by the way.

    GossyMatt Goss
    “Change Me” (mp3)
    from “Gossy”
    (U & L Records, Inc.)

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    ]]>     http://shows.lifestylepodnetwork.info/2schooners/2010/03/07/episode-35-esky-roving-reporters-and-beer/feed/ 8     Episode 33: Oh jeez, not the nuts! http://shows.lifestylepodnetwork.info/2schooners/2010/01/18/episode-33-oh-jeez-not-the-nuts/ http://shows.lifestylepodnetwork.info/2schooners/2010/01/18/episode-33-oh-jeez-not-the-nuts/#comments Mon, 18 Jan 2010 06:41:37 +0000 jameswilliams90 http://shows.lifestylepodnetwork.info/2schooners/?p=212 Big Bag O Nuts - Two Schooners Episode 33Sit down, strap in, hang on and belt up and make sure you haven’t got anything stuffed down your undies, because this is going to be a long flight. 

    Woollymittens is coming to town and Two Schooners is quite underprepped, for this handcrafted bar-bound episode. We’ve got several under the belt for this one fellas, and the esky is looking a little skint, but pull up a stool and join us because there’s a yarn in the making on this episode, about the little furry fellas and a few too many beers.

    Podcast Listeners meetup this weekend in Sydney…. The Woollymittens is coming to Sydney, all the way from the dutchie land. Make sure you RSVP for our Sydney meetup on Sunday 24 January – details on twtvite.com

    Could you please give us a plug in your iTunes store:  Guys your reviews and ratings help keep Two Schooners in view on the iTunes store – if you haven’t already given us a review or rated us (with the stars), could you please do this…. here’s the link to our page in the iTunes store.

      

    Here’s what we discussed in today’s show

    The people we spoke about on todays show

     

    Here’s the track we played at the end of the show (thanks Ioda Promonet!)

    EvacuateCar Bomb Driver
    “Beer Drinker” (mp3)
    from “Evacuate”
    (24 Hour Service Station)

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    ]]>     http://shows.lifestylepodnetwork.info/2schooners/2010/01/18/episode-33-oh-jeez-not-the-nuts/feed/ 7     Episode 31: It’s all about the Effen Beer! http://shows.lifestylepodnetwork.info/2schooners/2009/12/06/episode-31-its-all-about-the-effen-beer/ http://shows.lifestylepodnetwork.info/2schooners/2009/12/06/episode-31-its-all-about-the-effen-beer/#comments Sun, 06 Dec 2009 01:28:06 +0000 jameswilliams90 http://shows.lifestylepodnetwork.info/2schooners/?p=187 ep31-picGlobal warming iceberg wranglers, wayward beer couriers, big messy jobs and industrial-strengh irrigation – it’s all about variety on this episode of Two Schooners.  Pull up a stool and make yourself at home while we also discuss movember’s facial hair and learn how Dave’s scrub turkey took a mandatory rest-break. 

    Once again, the lids come off and the amber ale flows (again all over Dave’s mixer), there’s just too much fun to be had as we career head long into Christmas on Episode 31 of Two Schooners where it’s all about the Effen Beer!

    MELBOURNE PODCAST MEETUP (DECEMBER 12th):
    SATURDAY 12 DECEMBER, 5pm at the Riverland Bar down by the river behind Federation Square. Meet James from 2Schooners and Podcasters’ Emporium and Cait from the Aussie Geek Podcast and your fellow listeners.  Follow @jameswilliams90 and @cait on twitter for updates – hope to see you there.

    Let the bag scraping begin!

     

    Here’s what we covered on Two Schooners this week

     

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    Visit our new 2Schooners cafepress store where you can buy merchandise with our brand on it. Thanks to @regravity for the artwork! :)

    Two Schooners Clock 2schooners-tshirt-white-smlTwo Schooners MugTwo Schooners Courier Bag

    Beer Choices:

    Effen Beer
    Fat Yak

     

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    Music

    The music on today’s show was sourced from Ioda Promonet.

    Stand Clear - SingleGrayson
    “Stand Clear” (mp3)
    from “Stand Clear – Single”
    (Offbeat Records)

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    ]]>     http://shows.lifestylepodnetwork.info/2schooners/2009/12/06/episode-31-its-all-about-the-effen-beer/feed/ 9     Episode 30: Dust, iSnacks and Soggy Mixers http://shows.lifestylepodnetwork.info/2schooners/2009/10/11/episode-30-dust-isnacks-and-soggy-mixers/ http://shows.lifestylepodnetwork.info/2schooners/2009/10/11/episode-30-dust-isnacks-and-soggy-mixers/#comments Sun, 11 Oct 2009 05:25:02 +0000 jameswilliams90 http://shows.lifestylepodnetwork.info/2schooners/?p=174 Sketches by Mez - Dust StormIn a week where you can literally taste the dust, Dave’s mixer get’s a taste of the liquid gold, amber courage and comes off a little worse for wear. Not as bad as the new name for Vegemite as some marketing bright-spark genius decides that ‘isnack 2.0′ will convince more people to eat their poo-brown concoction of processed cheese and the old Australian favourite. This is just some of the tastiest morsels simmering away at the bottom of the bag, this week, as Dave and James settle in to the bar, with an ice-cold brew for the 30th episode of 2Schooners.

    At this point, the guys would like to un-thank Herne for the 30th Episode cake, and remind all our listeners to send in your pictures to adorn our 2Schooners twitter page to yourshout@twoschooners.com

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    Here’s what we covered on Two Schooners this week

    Our cover shot this week:

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    Two Schooners Stuff

    Visit our new 2Schooners cafepress store where you can buy merchandise with our brand on it. Thanks to @regravity for the artwork! :)

    Two Schooners Clock 2schooners-tshirt-white-smlTwo Schooners MugTwo Schooners Courier Bag

    Beer Choices:

    Effen Beer (check out the cool site)

    Sponsors

    We’re looking for a sponsor for the show. If you’re interested, send us an email to yourshout@twoschooners.com. If you can think of someone you think should be sponsoring our show. Let them know.

    Music

    The Music on Today’s show was sourced from Mevio Music Alley. The artist was The Consultants, and the track was “Have you Googled yourself today?”

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    ]]>     http://shows.lifestylepodnetwork.info/2schooners/2009/10/11/episode-30-dust-isnacks-and-soggy-mixers/feed/ 4     Episode 29: Who needs a brain when Google has the answer for everything? http://shows.lifestylepodnetwork.info/2schooners/2009/09/28/episode-29-who-needs-a-brain-when-google-has-the-answer-for-everything/ http://shows.lifestylepodnetwork.info/2schooners/2009/09/28/episode-29-who-needs-a-brain-when-google-has-the-answer-for-everything/#comments Mon, 28 Sep 2009 12:58:09 +0000 jameswilliams90 http://shows.lifestylepodnetwork.info/2schooners/?p=155 Two Schooners Episode 29: Who needs a brain when Google has all the answers?Yes folks it’s an episode of stupids and dyslexic tuckfards on this episode of Two Schooners. Nothing is sacred, except the liquid amber as the duo of schooners arrive and Dave and James settle in behind the mics to let rip at ’stoopids’ everywhere.  Pull up a stool and join us at the bar with a coldie and a packet of Nobby’s nuts as we try to work out whether Google does indeed have an answer to everything. And if we don’t well, shit happens, and nobody will be any the wiser.

    Send us your pics of your favourite beer as we decorate and renovate our 2.0 Schooners twitter background with your photos, pictures and contributions.  Drop your pics to yourshout@twoschooners.com.

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    Here’s what we covered on Two Schooners this week

  • 20 Funny Google Suggests
  • Facebook is More Important than your Life
  • Contraceptives are a Good thing
  • United Airlines Trashes Guitars
  • Australia’s Tackiest Souvenirs
  • Handbag Toilet
  • Dog Crashes Ute into Cafe
  • Aussie Wins International Camel Race in the US
  • Queensland Taking up Space in Northern Teritory
  • Warning in French Sparks Plane Panic over Irish Sea
  • More Evidence of Animal Takeover
  • If You Printed the Internet…

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    Two Schooners Stuff

    Visit our new 2Schooners cafepress store where you can buy merchandise with our brand on it. Thanks to @regravity for the artwork! :)

    Two Schooners Clock 2schooners-tshirt-white-smlTwo Schooners MugTwo Schooners Courier Bag

    Beer Choices:

    Tsing Tao

     

    Sponsors

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    Music

    The Music on Today’s show was sourced from Mevio Music Alley. The artist was Hemmit and the track was called Summertime.

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    ]]>     http://shows.lifestylepodnetwork.info/2schooners/2009/09/28/episode-29-who-needs-a-brain-when-google-has-the-answer-for-everything/feed/ 4     Episode 27: Ugly Men Make More Sperm http://shows.lifestylepodnetwork.info/2schooners/2009/08/06/episode-27-ugly-men-make-more-sperm/ http://shows.lifestylepodnetwork.info/2schooners/2009/08/06/episode-27-ugly-men-make-more-sperm/#comments Thu, 06 Aug 2009 08:36:34 +0000 jameswilliams90 http://shows.lifestylepodnetwork.info/2schooners/?p=119 Ugly Men Make More SpermIt seems like a journey of a thousand miles to get Two Schooners #27 bedded down. It’s called Ugly Men Make More Sperm.  Why?  Who needs a reason… after all you’re listening to Two Schooners. There’s a swag full of news for today’s show and of course you can add your stories to the bag by tagging your funny clips with #2Schooners in delicious.

    Here’s what we covered on Two Schooners this week

    Beer Choices:

    Corona

    (by the way, we’re looking for a sponsor for the show. If you’re interested, send us an email to yourshout@twoschooners.com)

    Music

    The music on today’s show was sourced from Greg “Ukelele” Middleton. The band is Soul Kitchen, and the track is called “Better Days” Check them out on MySpace.

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