Yes folks it’s an episode of stupids and dyslexic tuckfards on this episode of Two Schooners. Nothing is sacred, except the liquid amber as the duo of schooners arrive and Dave and James settle in behind the mics to let rip at ‘stoopids’ everywhere.  Pull up a stool and join us at the bar with a coldie and a packet of Nobby’s nuts as we try to work out whether Google does indeed have an answer to everything. And if we don’t well, shit happens, and nobody will be any the wiser.

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Here’s what we covered on Two Schooners this week

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United Breaks Guitars

Bush Mechanics

Cosi
 

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Beer Choices:

Tsing Tao

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Music

The Music on Today’s show was sourced from Mevio Music Alley. The artist was Hemmit and the track was called Summertime.

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It seems like a journey of a thousand miles to get Two Schooners #27 bedded down. It’s called Ugly Men Make More Sperm.  Why?  Who needs a reason… after all you’re listening to Two Schooners. There’s a swag full of news for today’s show and of course you can add your stories to the bag by tagging your funny clips with #2Schooners in delicious.

Here’s what we covered on Two Schooners this week

• Russian snatches world’s strongest ‘intimate muscles’ crown
• Pink has been attacked by a frog
• Winning Yahoo! Answer
• Web addicts’ electric shock therapy banned
• Man uses beer to entice alleged burglar to leave
• Teen falls down manhole
• Ugly men make more sperm during sex
• Zoo evacuated after mass chimp breakout
• Inflatable Turkey is a dinner doppelganger
• i-Saw the world’s first USB powered chainsaw

Beer Choices:

Corona

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Music

The music on today’s show was sourced from Greg “Ukelele” Middleton. The band is Soul Kitchen, and the track is called “Better Days” Check them out on MySpace.

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Well it’s D-Day for Dave when the razors come out and Dave faces the music, a very buzzy music, and he let’s the nuts have it. By the end of this episode you’ll be hugging your lucky-poo and thanking the stars above that this is not a video podcast as he let’s the nuts have it! There’s all manner of bag-swag in todays show including firey swingers, lemon myrtle flavoured beer and cross dressing sons of dead mothers.  Yes, it’s unsavoury, but it’s exactly what you’ve come to expect of Two Schooners – this is Episode 25 “Camel Nuts”  – hang on for dear life, it’s going to be quite a journey!

Here’s what we covered on Two Schooners this week

• Burger King Ad Latest in Smutty Sandwich Peddling
• Truck carrying 40K pounds of beer overturns in Vermont
• Feeling a little deflated, Victoria?
• ‘Stoned wallabies make crop circles’
• Girl has 56 stars tattooed on face after ‘falling asleep’
• Play Turkey Fling, a free online game on Kongregate

Beer Choices:

Barons Lemon Myrtle Witbier

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Music

The music on today’s show was sourced from Ioda Promonet.

Abigail Washburn & The Shanghai Restoration Project
“Sala” (mp3)
from “Afterquake”
(Undercover Culture Music)

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