In a week where you can literally taste the dust, Dave’s mixer get’s a taste of the liquid gold, amber courage and comes off a little worse for wear. Not as bad as the new name for Vegemite as some marketing bright-spark genius decides that ‘isnack 2.0′ will convince more people to eat their poo-brown concoction of processed cheese and the old Australian favourite. This is just some of the tastiest morsels simmering away at the bottom of the bag, this week, as Dave and James settle in to the bar, with an ice-cold brew for the 30th episode of 2Schooners.

At this point, the guys would like to un-thank Herne for the 30th Episode cake, and remind all our listeners to send in your pictures to adorn our 2Schooners twitter page to yourshout@twoschooners.com

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Here’s what we covered on Two Schooners this week

• Cameraman shagged by horny bird
• School Answering Machine Message
• Worlds Earliest SatNav
• The Ig Nobel Awards
• Bra Gas Mask Combo
• Omitting Items from McDonalds Orders to Save Money
• Woman pulls gun on cop as chihuahua deal goes wrong
• Wanted: volunteers to move 400 crocs
• Vegimite iSnack 2.0 WTF?
• German cops impound motorised beer crate
• Inmate hacker locks down jail computers
• British Airways Charges to Choose Seats
• Prisoners Get Drunk on Hand Gel
• Email Auto Response Ends up on Road Sign
• Watermelon has Same Effect as Viagra
• We are doomed if we were Ever Attacked by Zombies

Our cover shot this week:

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Two Schooners Stuff

Visit our new 2Schooners cafepress store where you can buy merchandise with our brand on it. Thanks to @regravity for the artwork! :)

Beer Choices:

Effen Beer (check out the cool site)

Sponsors

We’re looking for a sponsor for the show. If you’re interested, send us an email to yourshout@twoschooners.com. If you can think of someone you think should be sponsoring our show. Let them know.

Music

The Music on Today’s show was sourced from Mevio Music Alley. The artist was The Consultants, and the track was “Have you Googled yourself today?”

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