Yes folks it’s an episode of stupids and dyslexic tuckfards on this episode of Two Schooners. Nothing is sacred, except the liquid amber as the duo of schooners arrive and Dave and James settle in behind the mics to let rip at ‘stoopids’ everywhere.  Pull up a stool and join us at the bar with a coldie and a packet of Nobby’s nuts as we try to work out whether Google does indeed have an answer to everything. And if we don’t well, shit happens, and nobody will be any the wiser.

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Here’s what we covered on Two Schooners this week

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United Breaks Guitars

Bush Mechanics

Cosi
 

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Visit our new 2Schooners cafepress store where you can buy merchandise with our brand on it. Thanks to @regravity for the artwork! :)

Beer Choices:

Tsing Tao

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Music

The Music on Today’s show was sourced from Mevio Music Alley. The artist was Hemmit and the track was called Summertime.

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It seems like a journey of a thousand miles to get Two Schooners #27 bedded down. It’s called Ugly Men Make More Sperm.  Why?  Who needs a reason… after all you’re listening to Two Schooners. There’s a swag full of news for today’s show and of course you can add your stories to the bag by tagging your funny clips with #2Schooners in delicious.

Here’s what we covered on Two Schooners this week

• Russian snatches world’s strongest ‘intimate muscles’ crown
• Pink has been attacked by a frog
• Winning Yahoo! Answer
• Web addicts’ electric shock therapy banned
• Man uses beer to entice alleged burglar to leave
• Teen falls down manhole
• Ugly men make more sperm during sex
• Zoo evacuated after mass chimp breakout
• Inflatable Turkey is a dinner doppelganger
• i-Saw the world’s first USB powered chainsaw

Beer Choices:

Corona

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Music

The music on today’s show was sourced from Greg “Ukelele” Middleton. The band is Soul Kitchen, and the track is called “Better Days” Check them out on MySpace.

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Dave Gray and James Williams finally meet (in person) after recording the Two Schooners podcast for seven months. They are joined by Cait from the Aussie Geek Podcast in the studio in Sydney. Together they recap the 2Schooners/Podcasters Emporium/AGP meetup in Sydney on 10 July 2009.

Thanks to @misswired, who took some awesome shots at the events and shared her camera around.  Here are two awesome shots of James doing his Uncle Fester impression and Dave being… well, Dave.

Thanks to @regravity for the Two Schooners artwork and we’re pleased to say that the t-shirts will be in production soon! (as is yours Timmy!)

Thanks to everyone who came to the meetup and our post-event breakfast on Sunday. It was great to meet all of you. Hope to catch up with the rest of you, sometime soon, too!

If you’ve got more photos of the event, then please send us a message to yourshout@twoschooners.com or leave a message here on the blog!

Carlos Bertonatti
“The Little Things” (mp3)
from “Times Are Good”
(The Rosemine Group)

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