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	<itunes:summary>Two Australian guys at the bar solving the problems of the world with an icy-cold beer in hand. That’s the basic premise of Two Schooners. Join Dave and James each week as they review the insanity of the week that was. No topic is off-limits as the hosts down a beer and engage in tomfoolery and shennanigans and take their listeners along for the ride. Listeners participate in the show by adding their stories to ‘the bag’ of things to be discussed in the next show. 

But don&#039;t take our word for it, read the reviews and have a listen.</itunes:summary>
	<itunes:author>Dave and James</itunes:author>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Two Schooners #034: A street of pink tits&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 11:38:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Knightwise why would you dare us with such simple words... now you have to live up to your half of the deal, what was it?  Pink Spandex for a month...  Oh, hello and Welcome to Two Schooners 34]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="wp-flattr-button"></p><p><strong><a href="http://shows.lifestylepodnetwork.info/2schooners/files/2010/02/bustedarseletterbox.jpg"><img class="alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-235" style="margin-top: 10px;margin-bottom: 10px;margin-left: 25px;margin-right: 25px" src="http://shows.lifestylepodnetwork.info/2schooners/files/2010/02/bustedarseletterbox-150x150.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="150" /></a>Knightwise why would you dare us with such simple words&#8230;</strong> now you have to live up to your half of the deal, what was it?  Pink Spandex for a month&#8230;  Oh, hello and Welcome to Two Schooners 34, yes folks, thirty-freaken-four episodes of your favourite drunken podcast with Dave and James, broadcasting live from the bar!  Who&#8217;d have thought Dave would have that much to say?  Stick around and hear us repeat the words, pink, tit and street many times in this episode and all because Knightwise asked us to.</p>
<p><strong>Here&#8217;s what we covered in this show:</strong></p>
<li><a id="lt2b" title="Banker from Macquarie Caught looking at Porn" href="http://www.metro.co.uk/news/811415-banker-caught-looking-at-porn-on-news-channel">Banker from Macquarie Caught looking at Porn</a></li>
<li><a id="urge" title="Parents Alarmed at Police Donuts" href="http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2010/02/02/2808222.htm">Parents Alarmed at Police Donuts</a></li>
<li><a id="e5hu" title="Nuclear Arms Plant Shut Down" href="http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2010/01/16/2793795.htm">Nuclear Arms Plant Shut Down</a></li>
<li><a id="brco" title="India Issues Zero Banknotes WTF?" href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/india/7137567/India-issues-zero-rupee-banknotes.html">India Issues Zero Banknotes WTF?</a></li>
<li><a id="kw_a" title="Male Breast Ops Fastest Growth" href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/8487526.stm">Male Breast Ops Fastest Growth</a></li>
<li><a id="r8x1" title="Wooden Seat Warning" href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/7054564/Wooden-loo-seat-warning.html">Wooden Seat Warning</a></li>
<li><a id="r3bg" title="Human Bed Warming" href="http://www.news.com.au/travel/news/holiday-innl-offers-human-bed-warming-service/story-e6frfq80-1225821073702">Human Bed Warming</a></li>
<li><a id="l7q1" title="American Pie Fail" href="http://probablybadnews.com/2009/12/29/funny-news-headlines-passive-eugenics-its-funny/">American Pie Fail</a></li>
<p><strong>The people we spoke about on todays show</strong></p>
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<li><a href="http://twitter.com/regravity" target="_blank">@regravity</a></li>
<li><a href="http://twitter.com/herne">@herne</a></li>
<li><a href="http://twitter.com/woollymittens" target="_blank">@woollymittens</a></li>
<li><a href="http://twitter.com/tom125" target="_blank">@tom125</a></li>
<li><a href="http://twitter.com/cait">@cait </a></li>
<li><a href="http://twitter.com/ryantracey" target="_blank">@ryantracey</a> (new listener)</li>
<li><a href="http://twitter.com/eatdrinkstagger" target="_blank">@eatdrinkstagger</a> (new listener)</li>
<li><a href="http://twitter.com/The_Rooster" target="_blank">@the_rooster</a> (that&#8217;s Dave)</li>
<li><a href="http://twitter.com/jameswilliams90" target="_blank">@jameswilliams90</a> (that&#8217;s James)</li>
<li><a href="http://twitter.com/2schooners" target="_blank">@2Schooners</a> &#8211; that&#8217;s our official one</li>
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<p><strong>Ask us a question on formspring.me</strong></p>
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<li><a href="http://www.formspring.me/TheRooster" target="_blank">Dave&#8217;s formspring</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.formspring.me/jameswilliams90">James formspring</a></li>
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<p><strong>Random Klompen pick of the week</strong></p>
<p>Check out the klompen (clogs) that @woollymittens bought me and that were subsequently photoshopped by @regravity!</p>
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Do us a massive favour and write us a review in the iTunes store&#8230; (and we&#8217;ll be your best friend, promise&#8230; no really, we will)</p>
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<p><strong> </strong></p>
<p><strong>And here&#8217;s the great track we played at the end of the show!</strong></p>
<p>Thanks to Ioda Promonet, who are an excellent source of podsafe music, by the way.</p>
<p><img style="margin-right: 4px" src="http://image.iodalliance.com/release/thumbs_100/210018-72.jpg" alt="Story of a City" width="100" height="100" align="left" /><strong><a rel="nofollow" href="http://redirect2.iodalliance.com/artist.php?id=C85E3E74020B4D85F2D7F87D1ED4B9390CE2C282003385A5A98B150C40464CC6" target="_new">The Shanghai Restoration Project feat. Natural Fact of Unconscious Logic</a></strong><br />
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