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		<title>Episode 33: Oh jeez, not the nuts!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2010 06:41:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jameswilliams90</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sit down, strap in, hang on and belt up and make sure you haven't got anything stuffed down your undies, because this is going to be a long flight.  ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://shows.lifestylepodnetwork.info/2schooners/files/2009/12/2s32-pic.jpg"></a><strong><a href="http://shows.lifestylepodnetwork.info/2schooners/files/2010/01/33-bag-o-nuts.jpg"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-218" style="margin: 5px 25px;border-width: 0px" src="http://shows.lifestylepodnetwork.info/2schooners/files/2010/01/33-bag-o-nuts.jpg" alt="Big Bag O Nuts - Two Schooners Episode 33" width="197" height="197" /></a>Sit down, strap in, hang on and belt up and make sure you haven&#8217;t got anything stuffed down your undies, because this is going to be a long flight. </strong></p>
<p>Woollymittens is coming to town and Two Schooners is quite underprepped, for this handcrafted bar-bound episode. We&#8217;ve got several under the belt for this one fellas, and the esky is looking a little skint, but pull up a stool and join us because there&#8217;s a yarn in the making on this episode, about the little furry fellas and a few too many beers.</p>
<p><strong>Podcast Listeners meetup this weekend in Sydney&#8230;.</strong> The Woollymittens is coming to Sydney, all the way from the dutchie land. Make sure you RSVP for our Sydney meetup on Sunday 24 January &#8211; <a href="http://twtvite.com/9po4ru" target="_blank">details on twtvite.com</a></p>
<p><strong>Could you please give us a plug in your iTunes store:</strong>  Guys your reviews and ratings help keep Two Schooners in view on the iTunes store &#8211; if you haven&#8217;t already given us a review or rated us (with the stars), could you please do this&#8230;. <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=300130736" target="_blank">here&#8217;s the link to our page in the iTunes store</a>.</p>
<p>  </p>
<p><strong>Here&#8217;s what we discussed in today&#8217;s show</strong></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.microsoft.com/windows/windows-7/" target="_blank">Windows 7</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.effen.com.au/" target="_blank">Effen Beer</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/david_gray/sets/72157623124851100/" target="_blank">365 Days of Dave</a></li>
<li><a href="http://aussiegeeks.lefora.com/forum/category/departments-antidave365/" target="_blank">AntiDave365</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBxeCV0bIcU" target="_blank">Romper Room and the Magic Mirror</a></li>
<li><a href="http://thereifixedit.com/2009/12/25/adult-advent-calendar/" target="_blank">The Adult Advent Calendar</a></li>
<li><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091224/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_christmas_prank" target="_blank">Friends pack apartment with gifts in holiday prank</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/12/23/national/a053759S18.DTL" target="_blank">Man with knife in chest calls 911, orders coffee</a></li>
<li><a href="http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/flatulent_pig_sparks_gas_leak_alert" target="_blank">Flatulent pig sparks gas leak alert</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/12/24/national/a163558S35.DTL" target="_blank">Search of car turns up gift-wrapped marijuana</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/11/11/national/a122547S39.DTL" target="_blank">Australian men undress and soap up at carwash</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/12/16/international/i122259S26.DTL" target="_blank">Flashing teen found guilty after being hit by car</a></li>
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<p><strong>The people we spoke about on todays show</strong></p>
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<li><a href="http://twitter.com/regravity" target="_blank">@regravity</a></li>
<li><a href="http://twitter.com/herne">@herne</a></li>
<li><a href="http://twitter.com/woollymittens" target="_blank">@woollymittens</a></li>
<li><a href="http://twitter.com/tom125" target="_blank">@tom125</a> (our official 2Schooners fact checker)</li>
<li><a href="http://twitter.com/cait">@cait </a>(don&#8217;t forget to connect with cait re. Melbourne meetup)</li>
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<p><strong> </strong></p>
<p><strong>Here&#8217;s the track we played at the end of the show</strong> (thanks Ioda Promonet!)</p>
<p><img src="http://image.iodalliance.com/release/thumbs_100/194264-72.jpg" alt="Evacuate" width="100" height="100" align="left" /><strong><a rel="nofollow" href="http://redirect2.iodalliance.com/artist.php?id=E0C1166535E49FFC895CFC0428248188520BC34A9A5246BBEBCB8132746CAC74" target="_new">Car Bomb Driver</a></strong><br />
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from &#8220;Evacuate&#8221;<br />
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		<title>Episode 32: Shut up! It&#8217;s Christmas already?</title>
		<link>http://shows.lifestylepodnetwork.info/2schooners/2009/12/24/episode-32-shut-up-its-christmas-already/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2009 23:21:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jameswilliams90</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sit down, strap in, hang on and belt up - this is the Christmas edition of Two Schooners and you're in for one hell of a ride! Dave and James are on the turps and having more fun than should be legal in this edition of Two Schooners.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong><a href="http://shows.lifestylepodnetwork.info/2schooners/files/2009/12/2s32-pic.jpg"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-194" src="http://shows.lifestylepodnetwork.info/2schooners/files/2009/12/2s32-pic.jpg" alt="2Schooners Episode 32" width="197" height="197" /></a>Sit down, strap in, hang on and belt up &#8211; this is the Christmas edition of Two Schooners and you&#8217;re in for one hell of a ride! Dave and James are on the turps and having more fun than should be legal in this edition of Two Schooners.</strong></p>
<p>Hear from some of our most avid listeners, as we spread the love and christmas cheer on thick for Episode 32!</p>
<p>Thanks for listening to the show this year, we love youse all sick!  It&#8217;s been a fun journey this year!  Who&#8217;s up for another round?</p>
<p>Cheers,<br />
Dave and James</p>
<p><strong>Thanks to our contributors:</strong></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://scifidinerpodcast.com/" target="_blank">Scott Hertzog from Sci-Fi Diner Podcast</a></li>
<li><a href="http://echoromeokilo.com/blog/" target="_blank">Erk and Judy from Channel Erk</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.theherne.com/" target="_blank">The Herne</a></li>
</ul>
<p><strong>And our Skype Bomb Artiste:</strong></p>
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<li><a href="http://www.knightwise.com/" target="_blank">Knightwise</a></li>
</ul>
<p>&nbsp;<br />
<h3>And from YouTube:</h3>
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Thanks to <a href="http://twitter.com/ericseale">@EricSeale</a> for this contribution</p>
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		<title>Episode 30: Dust, iSnacks and Soggy Mixers</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2009 05:25:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jameswilliams90</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In a week where you can literally taste the dust, Dave&#8217;s mixer get&#8217;s a taste of the liquid gold, amber courage and comes off a little worse for wear. Not as bad as the new name for Vegemite as some marketing bright-spark genius decides that &#8216;isnack 2.0&#8242; will convince more people to eat their poo-brown [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://shows.lifestylepodnetwork.info/2schooners/files/2009/10/ep30-pic.jpg"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-183" style="border: 0pt none;margin: 5px 25px" src="http://shows.lifestylepodnetwork.info/2schooners/files/2009/10/ep30-pic.jpg" alt="Sketches by Mez - Dust Storm" width="197" height="197" /></a>In a week where you can literally taste the dust, Dave&#8217;s mixer get&#8217;s a taste of the liquid gold, amber courage and comes off a little worse for wear. Not as bad as the new name for Vegemite as some marketing bright-spark genius decides that &#8216;isnack 2.0&#8242; will convince more people to eat their poo-brown concoction of processed cheese and the old Australian favourite. This is just some of the tastiest morsels simmering away at the bottom of the bag, this week, as Dave and James settle in to the bar, with an ice-cold brew for the 30th episode of 2Schooners.</p>
<p>At this point, the guys would like to un-thank Herne for the 30th Episode cake, and remind all our listeners to send in your pictures to adorn our 2Schooners twitter page to yourshout@twoschooners.com</p>
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Please Tweet this episode</h3>
<p>Enjoy the show, and don&#8217;t forget to tweet that your listening &#8211; and include the URL to the this show which is here: <a href="http://u.nu/9pk" target="_blank">http://u.nu/9pk</a></p>
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<h3>Here’s what we covered on Two Schooners this week</h3>
<ul>
<li><span style="font-size: small"> </span><a id="b_ju" title="Cameraman shagged by horny bird" href="http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/10/03/man-molested-by-parrot/">Cameraman shagged by horny bird</a></li>
<li><span style="font-size: small"> </span><a id="woou" title="School Answering Machine Message" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7C5Rnb7J3sU">School Answering Machine Message</a></li>
<li><a id="tb-y" title="Worlds Earliest SatNav" href="http://strangemaps.wordpress.com/2008/09/28/314-watch-the-road-worlds-earliest-satnav/">Worlds Earliest SatNav</a></li>
<li><span style="font-size: small"> </span><a id="f3ek" title="The Ig Nobel Awards" href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7026150.stm">The Ig Nobel Awards</a></li>
<li><span style="font-size: small"> </span><a id="i91v" title="Bra Gas Mask Combo" href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/8285380.stm">Bra Gas Mask Combo</a></li>
<li><a id="hs:e" title="Omitting Items from McDonalds Orders to Save Money" href="http://consumerist.com/5371458/new-profit-center-for-australian-mcdonalds-fraud">Omitting Items from McDonalds Orders to Save Money</a></li>
<li><a id="zr4r" title="Woman pulls gun on cop as chihuahua deal goes wrong" href="http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/09/28/2697887.htm">Woman pulls gun on cop as chihuahua deal goes wrong</a></li>
<li><a id="j26q" title="Wanted: volunteers to move 400 crocs" href="http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/09/28/2698256.htm">Wanted: volunteers to move 400 crocs</a></li>
<li><a id="e18a" title="Vegimite iSnack 2.0 WTF?" href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/09/28/vegemite_isnack/">Vegimite iSnack 2.0 WTF?</a></li>
<li><a id="b_8o" title="German cops impound motorised beer crate" href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/09/28/motorised_crate/">German cops impound motorised beer crate</a></li>
<li><a id="78BCE075-6726-47EA-8757-406A86A5C6D1_title" title="Show this item" href="http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2009/09/29/inmate_hacker/">Inmate hacker locks down jail computers</a></li>
<li><a id="q7as" title="British Airways Charges to Choose Seats" href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/8274200.stm">British Airways Charges to Choose Seats</a></li>
<li><a id="xpa7" title="Prisoners Get Drunk on Hand Gel" href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6226187/Prisoners-get-drunk-on-swine-flu-hand-gel.html">Prisoners Get Drunk on Hand Gel</a></li>
<li><a id="a5:w" title="Email Auto Response Ends up on Road Sign" href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/7702913.stm">Email Auto Response Ends up on Road Sign</a></li>
<li><a id="y2g7" title="Watermelon has Same Effect as Viagra" href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/health/newsid_7498000/7498061.stm">Watermelon has Same Effect as Viagra</a></li>
<li><a id="ltfl" title="We are doomed if we were Ever Attacked by Zombies" href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/uc/20090920/od_notw/nwx090920xml">We are doomed if we were Ever Attacked by Zombies</a></li>
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<h3>Our cover shot this week:</h3>
<div><a rel="cc:attributionURL" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sketchesbymez/">http://www.flickr.com/photos/sketchesbymez/</a> / <a rel="license" href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/2.0/">CC BY-NC-SA 2.0</a></div>
<h3>
Youtube Videos</h3>
<p><object width="425" height="355" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.youtube.com/v/7EmFjTRIdJs"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7EmFjTRIdJs" />This video was embedded using the YouTuber plugin by <a href="http://www.roytanck.com">Roy Tanck</a>. Adobe Flash Player is required to view the video.</object></p>
<p><object width="425" height="355" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.youtube.com/v/qcVZg2tVswk"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qcVZg2tVswk" />This video was embedded using the YouTuber plugin by <a href="http://www.roytanck.com">Roy Tanck</a>. Adobe Flash Player is required to view the video.</object></p>
<p><object width="425" height="355" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.youtube.com/v/EWB_COSUXMw"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/EWB_COSUXMw" />This video was embedded using the YouTuber plugin by <a href="http://www.roytanck.com">Roy Tanck</a>. Adobe Flash Player is required to view the video.</object></p>
<h4>
Two Schooners Stuff</h4>
<p><a href="http://www.cafepress.com.au/2schooners">Visit our new 2Schooners cafepress store</a> where you can buy merchandise with our brand on it. Thanks to <a href="http://twitter.com/regravity" target="_blank">@regravity</a> for the artwork! :)</p>
<h4><img src="http://shows.lifestylepodnetwork.info/2schooners/files/2009/09/two-schooners-clock.jpg" alt="Two Schooners Clock" width="250" height="240" /> <img src="http://shows.lifestylepodnetwork.info/2schooners/files/2009/09/2schooners-tshirt-white-sml.jpg" alt="2schooners-tshirt-white-sml" width="250" height="254" /><img src="http://shows.lifestylepodnetwork.info/2schooners/files/2009/09/two-schooners-mug.jpg" alt="Two Schooners Mug" width="250" height="235" /><img src="http://shows.lifestylepodnetwork.info/2schooners/files/2009/09/two-schooners-bag.jpg" alt="Two Schooners Courier Bag" width="250" height="189" /></h4>
<h4>Beer Choices:</h4>
<p><a href="http://www.effen.com.au" target="_blank">Effen Beer</a> (check out the cool site)</p>
<h4>
Sponsors</h4>
<p>We’re looking for a sponsor for the show. If you’re interested, send us an email to <a href="mailto:yourshout@twoschooners.com">yourshout@twoschooners.com</a>. If you can think of someone you think should be sponsoring our show. Let <strong>them</strong> know.</p>
<h4>
Music</h4>
<p>The Music on Today&#8217;s show was sourced from <a href="http://musicalley.com" target="_blank">Mevio Music Alley</a>. The artist was The Consultants, and the track was &#8220;Have you Googled yourself today?&#8221;</p>
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<h4>Like Two Schooners? Check out our other podcasts:</h4>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://podcastersemporium.com/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #336699">Podcasters’ Emporium</span></a></li>
<li><a href="http://aussiegeekpodcast.com/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #336699">The Aussie Geek Podcast</span></a></li>
</ul>
<h4>Be a part of the Two Schooners Community</h4>
<ul>
<li>Leave a comment about the show in this blog</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/2Schooners"><span style="color: #336699">Follow @2Schooners</span></a> on Twitter</strong></li>
<li>Send us your beer pics to add to our @2Schooners twitter background</li>
<li>Follow <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Rooster" target="_blank"><span style="color: #336699">Dave</span></a> and <a href="http://twitter.com/jameswilliams90" target="_blank"><span style="color: #336699">James</span></a> on Twitter</li>
<li><a href="https://buy.itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZFinance.woa/wa/addUserReview?id=300130736&amp;type=Podcast"><span style="color: #336699">Please write a review for Two Schooners</span></a> in the iTunes store</li>
<li>Send an email or an audio comment (we love those!) to <a href="mailto:yourshout@twoschooners.com"></a><a href="mailto:yourshout@twoschooners.com">yourshout@twoschooners.com</a></li>
<li>Tag a weird story in delicious with <strong>2Schooners</strong>, to add it to ‘the bag’</li>
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		<title>Episode 29: Who needs a brain when Google has the answer for everything?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes folks it&#8217;s an episode of stupids and dyslexic tuckfards on this episode of Two Schooners. Nothing is sacred, except the liquid amber as the duo of schooners arrive and Dave and James settle in behind the mics to let rip at &#8217;stoopids&#8217; everywhere.  Pull up a stool and join us at the bar with [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://shows.lifestylepodnetwork.info/2schooners/files/2009/09/ep29-pic.jpg"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-158" src="http://shows.lifestylepodnetwork.info/2schooners/files/2009/09/ep29-pic.jpg" alt="Two Schooners Episode 29: Who needs a brain when Google has all the answers?" width="197" height="197" /></a>Yes folks it&#8217;s an episode of stupids and dyslexic tuckfards on this episode of Two Schooners. Nothing is sacred, except the liquid amber as the duo of schooners arrive and Dave and James settle in behind the mics to let rip at &#8217;stoopids&#8217; everywhere.  Pull up a stool and join us at the bar with a coldie and a packet of Nobby&#8217;s nuts as we try to work out whether Google does indeed have an answer to everything. And if we don&#8217;t well, shit happens, and nobody will be any the wiser.</p>
<p>Send us your pics of your favourite beer as we decorate and renovate our 2.0 Schooners twitter background with your photos, pictures and contributions.  Drop your pics to <a href="mailto:yourshout@twoschooners.com">yourshout@twoschooners.com</a>.</p>
<p>Tag yours with 2schooners in delicious to get yours in the bag.</p>
<p><strong>If you enjoy the show subscribe in iTunes &#8211; use the links on this page.</strong></p>
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<h4>Here’s what we covered on Two Schooners this week</h4>
<li><a id="ks3u" title="20 Funny Google Suggests" href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/google/6161567/The-20-funniest-suggestions-from-Google-Suggest.html">20 Funny Google Suggests</a></li>
<li><a id="kuct" title="Facebook is More Important than your Life" href="http://mashable.com/2009/09/07/trapped-girls-facebook/">Facebook is More Important than your Life</a></li>
<li><a id="sp23" title="Contraceptives are a Good thing" href="http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/">Contraceptives are a Good thing</a></li>
<li><a id="gr_2" title="United Airlines Trashes Guitars" href="http://www.podcastingnews.com/2009/07/08/united-airlines-gets-a-harsh-lesson-in-the-power-of-new-media/">United Airlines Trashes Guitars</a></li>
<li><a id="wuyi" title="Australia's Tackiest Souvenirs" href="http://www.news.com.au/travel/story/0,28318,26020466-5014090,00.html">Australia&#8217;s Tackiest Souvenirs</a></li>
<li><a id="c.57" title="Handbag Toilet" href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6130918/Germans-invent-portable-toilet-for-women-that-fits-in-a-handbag.html">Handbag Toilet</a></li>
<li><a id="ecv:" title="Dog Crashes Ute into Cafe" href="http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/09/16/2687785.htm">Dog Crashes Ute into Cafe</a></li>
<li><a id="kht6" title="Aussie Wins International Camel Race in the US" href="http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/09/16/2687707.htm">Aussie Wins International Camel Race in the US</a></li>
<li><a id="vd4l" title="Queensland Taking up Space in Northern Teritory" href="http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/09/16/2687218.htm">Queensland Taking up Space in Northern Teritory</a></li>
<li><a id="m-fg" title="Warning in French Sparks Plane Panic over Irish Sea" href="http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20090914/twl-plane-crash-warning-boob-panics-pass-3fd0ae9.html">Warning in French Sparks Plane Panic over Irish Sea</a></li>
<li><a id="eb7d" title="More Evidence of Animal Takeover" href="http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&amp;click_id=29&amp;art_id=nw20090916070922189C705106">More Evidence of Animal Takeover</a></li>
<li><a id="ovwa" title="If You Printed the Internet..." href="http://www.makeuseof.com/tech-fun/if-you-printed-the-internet-%E2%80%A6/">If You Printed the Internet&#8230;</a></li>
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<h3>Youtube Videos</h3>
<p> <br />
<object width="425" height="355" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.youtube.com/v/5YGc4zOqozo"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/5YGc4zOqozo" />This video was embedded using the YouTuber plugin by <a href="http://www.roytanck.com">Roy Tanck</a>. Adobe Flash Player is required to view the video.</object><br />
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YGc4zOqozo" target="_blank">United Breaks Guitars</a></p>
<p><object width="425" height="355" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.youtube.com/v/H-tsKPlDn7U"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/H-tsKPlDn7U" />This video was embedded using the YouTuber plugin by <a href="http://www.roytanck.com">Roy Tanck</a>. Adobe Flash Player is required to view the video.</object><br />
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-tsKPlDn7U" target="_blank">Bush Mechanics</a></p>
<p><object width="425" height="355" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.youtube.com/v/CDZ1GEG7OgU"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/CDZ1GEG7OgU" />This video was embedded using the YouTuber plugin by <a href="http://www.roytanck.com">Roy Tanck</a>. Adobe Flash Player is required to view the video.</object><br />
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDZ1GEG7OgU&amp;feature=related">Cosi</a><br />
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<h4>Two Schooners Stuff</h4>
<p><a href="http://www.cafepress.com.au/2schooners">Visit our new 2Schooners cafepress store</a> where you can buy merchandise with our brand on it. Thanks to <a href="http://twitter.com/regravity" target="_blank">@regravity</a> for the artwork! :)</p>
<h4><img src="http://shows.lifestylepodnetwork.info/2schooners/files/2009/09/two-schooners-clock.jpg" alt="Two Schooners Clock" width="250" height="240" /> <img src="http://shows.lifestylepodnetwork.info/2schooners/files/2009/09/2schooners-tshirt-white-sml.jpg" alt="2schooners-tshirt-white-sml" width="250" height="254" /><img src="http://shows.lifestylepodnetwork.info/2schooners/files/2009/09/two-schooners-mug.jpg" alt="Two Schooners Mug" width="250" height="235" /><img src="http://shows.lifestylepodnetwork.info/2schooners/files/2009/09/two-schooners-bag.jpg" alt="Two Schooners Courier Bag" width="250" height="189" /></h4>
<h4>Beer Choices:</h4>
<p><a href="http://www.tsingtao-beer.co.uk/" target="_blank">Tsing Tao</a></p>
<p> </p>
<h4>Sponsors</h4>
<p>We’re looking for a sponsor for the show. If you’re interested, send us an email to <a href="mailto:yourshout@twoschooners.com">yourshout@twoschooners.com</a>. If you can think of someone you think should be sponsoring our show. Let <strong>them</strong> know.</p>
<p> </p>
<h4>Music</h4>
<p>The Music on Today&#8217;s show was sourced from <a href="http://musicalley.com" target="_blank">Mevio Music Alley</a>. The artist was <a href="http://www.myspace.com/hemmit" target="_blank">Hemmit</a> and the track was called Summertime.</p>
<p> <a href="http://shows.lifestylepodnetwork.info/2schooners/files/2009/09/cover_rockettride_small1.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-159 alignnone" src="http://shows.lifestylepodnetwork.info/2schooners/files/2009/09/cover_rockettride_small1.jpg" alt="cover_rockettride_small[1]" width="120" height="120" /></a></p>
<h4>Like Two Schooners? Check out our other podcasts:</h4>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://podcastersemporium.com/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #336699">Podcasters’ Emporium</span></a></li>
<li><a href="http://aussiegeekpodcast.com/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #336699">The Aussie Geek Podcast</span></a></li>
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<h4>Be a part of the Two Schooners Community</h4>
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<li>Leave a comment about the show in this blog</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/2Schooners"><span style="color: #336699">Follow @2Schooners</span></a> on Twitter</strong> NEW!</li>
<li>Follow <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Rooster" target="_blank"><span style="color: #336699">Dave</span></a> and <a href="http://twitter.com/jameswilliams90" target="_blank"><span style="color: #336699">James</span></a> on Twitter</li>
<li><a href="https://buy.itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZFinance.woa/wa/addUserReview?id=300130736&amp;type=Podcast"><span style="color: #336699">Please write a review for Two Schooners</span></a> in the iTunes store</li>
<li>Send an email or an audio comment (we love those!) to <a href="mailto:yourshout@twoschooners.com"></a><a href="mailto:yourshout@twoschooners.com">yourshout@twoschooners.com</a></li>
<li>Tag a weird story in delicious with <strong>2Schooners</strong>, to add it to ‘the bag’</li>
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		<title>Episode 28: Dave, James, Some Random Sheep and 15 Cubic Metres of Concrete</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Sep 2009 03:20:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jameswilliams90</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Meat Ants, Random Sheep and 15 Cubic Metres of Concrete - there's all manner of discussion on this week's Two Schooners including a 'special' visit from The Herne who happened to be up at 3am in Canada when we recorded this week.  Dropped from a great height, and landing smack-bang in the middle of your weekend this episode of Two Schooners guarantees a laugh, if only at Herne and his mad stalking antics.  We also feature a musical treat from Groovezilla as Dave nips out to take a slash mid-show.  Yes folks we have it all!  This is Two Schooners.  Don't forget to Tweet that you're listening (if you dare!)
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-131" style="margin: 5px 15px;border: 0px" src="http://shows.lifestylepodnetwork.info/2schooners/files/2009/09/episode28-pic.jpg" alt="Episode 28: Dave, James, Some Random Sheep and 15 Cubic Metres of Concrete" width="197" height="197" />Meat Ants, Random Sheep and 15 Cubic Metres of Concrete &#8211; there&#8217;s all manner of discussion on this week&#8217;s Two Schooners including a &#8217;special&#8217; visit from The Herne who happened to be up at 3am in Canada when we recorded this week.  Dropped from a great height, and landing smack-bang in the middle of your weekend this episode of Two Schooners guarantees a laugh, if only at Herne and his mad stalking antics.  We also feature a musical treat from Groovezilla as Dave nips out to take a slash mid-show.  Yes folks we have it all!  This is Two Schooners.  Don&#8217;t forget to Tweet that you&#8217;re listening (if you dare!)</p>
<p>We&#8217;re emptying the bag after this show so we need new stories.  Tag yours with 2schooners in delicious to get yours in the bag.</p>
<p><strong>If you enjoy the show subscribe in iTunes &#8211; use the links on this page.</strong></p>
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<h4>Here’s what we covered on Two Schooners this week</h4>
<ul>
<li><span style="font-size: small"><a id="gmsq" title="Ryanair plans 'vertical seating'" href="http://www.news.com.au/travel/story/0,28318,25744940-5014090,00.html">Ryanair plans &#8216;vertical seating&#8217;</a></span></li>
<li><span style="font-size: small"><a id="a9k4" title="Pictures of Vertical Seats" href="http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/07/06/low-budget-airline-to-offer-standing-room-only-transport/">Pictures of Vertical Seats</a></span></li>
<li><span style="font-size: small"><a id="femp" title="Giant Golf Course to open in the Outback" href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/golf/5818105/Giant-golf-course-to-open-in-Australian-outback.html">Giant Golf Course to open in the Outback</a></span></li>
<li><span style="font-size: small"><a id="m9sa" title="Ryanair the second airline to want passengers 'standing' on flights — a developing trend?" href="http://dvice.com/archives/2009/07/ryanair-the-sec.php">Ryanair the second airline to want passengers &#8217;standing&#8217; on flights — a developing trend?</a></span></li>
<li><span style="font-size: small"><a id="wth7" title="Tinnie Holsters" href="http://www.7gadgets.com/2009/07/08/holsters-for-your-tinnies/12866">Tinnie Holsters</a></span></li>
<li><span style="font-size: small"><a id="yg5a" title="Man Cuts off Penis... His Own!" href="http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2009/07/05/Man-accidentally-cuts-off-own-penis/UPI-78371246823079/">Man Cuts off Penis&#8230; His Own!</a></span></li>
<li><span style="font-size: small"><a id="q4xq" title="The Worst Restaurant Names" href="http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2009/06/the-worst-restaurant-names-in-the-world-35-pics/">The Worst Restaurant Names</a></span></li>
<li><span style="font-size: small"><a id="u16f" title="Unusual Canned Foods" href="http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2009/06/unusual-canned-foods-from-around-the-world-45-pics/">Unusual Canned Foods</a></span></li>
<li><span style="font-size: small"><a id="iyg7" title="Beer in a Bag WTF?" href="http://www.crunchgear.com/2009/06/15/beer-in-a-pouch-sure-why-the-hell-not/">Beer in a Bag WTF?</a></span> <span style="font-size: small"><a id="gh1s" title="Man Mistakes Croc for a Cow" href="http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/06/30/2612249.htm">Man Mistakes Croc for a Cow</a></span></li>
<li><span style="font-size: small"><a id="nncm" title="Gourmet Pizza" href="http://rilstix.com/flash/spatchcock.html">Gourmet Pizza</a></span></li>
<li><span style="font-size: small"><a id="j5jj" title="HERNE FAMILY Name Brand BEER &amp; ALE Wall Clock" href="http://cgi.ebay.ca/HERNE-FAMILY-Name-Brand-BEER-ALE-Wall-Clock_W0QQitemZ390062230863QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item5ad1854d4f&amp;_trksid=p3286.m20.l1116">HERNE FAMILY Name Brand BEER &amp; ALE Wall Clock</a></span></li>
<li><span style="font-size: small"><a id="falh" title="Thong Causes Power Outage" href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5942665/Village-suffers-power-cut-after-thong-caught-in-cables.html">Thong Causes Power Outage</a></span></li>
<li><span style="font-size: small"><a id="mxug" title="Any Listeners in Sweden that want to Help the Lesbians?" href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/07/24/swedish_shortage/">Any Listeners in Sweden that want to Help the Lesbians?</a> <span class="writely-comment">Yes!!! We can offrend yet another minority!!! -Dave 8/28/09 11:29 PM</span> </span></li>
<li><span style="font-size: small"><a id="qn81" title="WTF do you do with 10,000 bucks worth of Cucumbers?" href="http://news.smh.com.au/breaking-news-national/adelaide-cops-baffled-by-cucumber-thefts-20090812-ehpx.html">WTF do you do with 10,000 bucks worth of Cucumbers?</a></span></li>
<li><span style="font-size: small"><a id="sgah" title="Sydney's stressed brains are shrinking" href="http://www.abc.net.au/science/articles/2008/04/01/2200911.htm">Sydney&#8217;s stressed brains are shrinking</a></span></li>
</ul>
<p> </p>
<h4>Two Schooners Stuff</h4>
<p><a href="http://www.cafepress.com.au/2schooners">Visit our new 2Schooners cafepress store</a> where you can buy merchandise with our brand on it. Thanks to <a href="http://twitter.com/regravity" target="_blank">@regravity</a> for the artwork! :)</p>
<h4><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-150" src="http://shows.lifestylepodnetwork.info/2schooners/files/2009/09/two-schooners-clock.jpg" alt="Two Schooners Clock" width="250" height="240" /> <img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-149" src="http://shows.lifestylepodnetwork.info/2schooners/files/2009/09/2schooners-tshirt-white-sml.jpg" alt="2schooners-tshirt-white-sml" width="250" height="254" /><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-151" src="http://shows.lifestylepodnetwork.info/2schooners/files/2009/09/two-schooners-mug.jpg" alt="Two Schooners Mug" width="250" height="235" /><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-153" src="http://shows.lifestylepodnetwork.info/2schooners/files/2009/09/two-schooners-bag.jpg" alt="Two Schooners Courier Bag" width="250" height="189" /></h4>
<h4>Beer Choices:</h4>
<p><a href="http://www.lion-nathan.com.au/Great-Brands/NZ-Beer/Speight-s/Speight-s-Gold-Medal-Ale.aspx" target="_blank">Speights Gold-Medal Ale</a></p>
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<h4>Sponsors</h4>
<p>We’re looking for a sponsor for the show. If you’re interested, send us an email to <a href="mailto:yourshout@twoschooners.com">yourshout@twoschooners.com</a>. If you can think of someone you think should be sponsoring our show. Let <strong>them</strong> know.</p>
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<h4>Music</h4>
<p>The Music on Today&#8217;s show was Zilla Groove from Groovezilla.  We found them on Ioda Promonet and the details of the track can be found below.  If you&#8217;d like to be featured on the show, send your track for consideration to <a href="mailto:yourshout@twoschooners.com">yourshout@twoschooners.com</a></p>
<p><img src="http://image.iodalliance.com/release/thumbs_60/111007-72.jpg" alt="Groovezilla" width="60" height="60" align="left" /><strong><a rel="nofollow" href="http://redirect2.iodalliance.com/artist.php?id=DA544ABAB73B47EECE048B3F34FE8DD9EF6B5BFA8F85B383EFF1C526AED0E5F0" target="_new">Groovezilla</a></strong><br />
<em><a rel="nofollow" href="http://redirect2.iodalliance.com/download_track.php?id=DE398F5DBFAEEF48D0A52683B41BFBE5325C7161F6E0F0C94158EA067FB0E08CAB21500E3ED14B1D163108FA33C0CFEB" target="_new"><img src="http://www.iodapromonet.com/img/download_icon.gif" border="0" alt="" /> &#8220;Zilla Groove&#8221;</a></em> (mp3)<br />
from &#8220;Groovezilla&#8221;<br />
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<h4>Like Two Schooners? Check out our other podcasts:</h4>
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<li><a href="http://aussiegeekpodcast.com/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #336699">The Aussie Geek Podcast</span></a></li>
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