Sit down, strap in, hang on and belt up – this is the Christmas edition of Two Schooners and you’re in for one hell of a ride! Dave and James are on the turps and having more fun than should be legal in this edition of Two Schooners.

Hear from some of our most avid listeners, as we spread the love and christmas cheer on thick for Episode 32!

Thanks for listening to the show this year, we love youse all sick!  It’s been a fun journey this year!  Who’s up for another round?

Cheers,
Dave and James

Thanks to our contributors:

• Scott Hertzog from Sci-Fi Diner Podcast
• Erk and Judy from Channel Erk
• The Herne

And our Skype Bomb Artiste:

• Knightwise

And from YouTube:

Thanks to @EricSeale for this contribution

Yes folks it’s an episode of stupids and dyslexic tuckfards on this episode of Two Schooners. Nothing is sacred, except the liquid amber as the duo of schooners arrive and Dave and James settle in behind the mics to let rip at ‘stoopids’ everywhere.  Pull up a stool and join us at the bar with a coldie and a packet of Nobby’s nuts as we try to work out whether Google does indeed have an answer to everything. And if we don’t well, shit happens, and nobody will be any the wiser.

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Here’s what we covered on Two Schooners this week

Youtube Videos

 

United Breaks Guitars

Bush Mechanics

Cosi
 

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Beer Choices:

Tsing Tao

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Music

The Music on Today’s show was sourced from Mevio Music Alley. The artist was Hemmit and the track was called Summertime.

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Meat Ants, Random Sheep and 15 Cubic Metres of Concrete – there’s all manner of discussion on this week’s Two Schooners including a ‘special’ visit from The Herne who happened to be up at 3am in Canada when we recorded this week.  Dropped from a great height, and landing smack-bang in the middle of your weekend this episode of Two Schooners guarantees a laugh, if only at Herne and his mad stalking antics.  We also feature a musical treat from Groovezilla as Dave nips out to take a slash mid-show.  Yes folks we have it all!  This is Two Schooners.  Don’t forget to Tweet that you’re listening (if you dare!)

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Here’s what we covered on Two Schooners this week

• Ryanair plans ‘vertical seating’
• Pictures of Vertical Seats
• Giant Golf Course to open in the Outback
• Ryanair the second airline to want passengers ‘standing’ on flights — a developing trend?
• Tinnie Holsters
• Man Cuts off Penis… His Own!
• The Worst Restaurant Names
• Unusual Canned Foods
• Beer in a Bag WTF? Man Mistakes Croc for a Cow
• Gourmet Pizza
• HERNE FAMILY Name Brand BEER & ALE Wall Clock
• Thong Causes Power Outage
• Any Listeners in Sweden that want to Help the Lesbians? Yes!!! We can offrend yet another minority!!! -Dave 8/28/09 11:29 PM 
• WTF do you do with 10,000 bucks worth of Cucumbers?
• Sydney’s stressed brains are shrinking

Two Schooners Stuff

Visit our new 2Schooners cafepress store where you can buy merchandise with our brand on it. Thanks to @regravity for the artwork! :)

Beer Choices:

Speights Gold-Medal Ale

Sponsors

We’re looking for a sponsor for the show. If you’re interested, send us an email to yourshout@twoschooners.com. If you can think of someone you think should be sponsoring our show. Let them know.

Music

The Music on Today’s show was Zilla Groove from Groovezilla.  We found them on Ioda Promonet and the details of the track can be found below.  If you’d like to be featured on the show, send your track for consideration to yourshout@twoschooners.com

Groovezilla
“Zilla Groove” (mp3)
from “Groovezilla”
(Mausoleum Classix)

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