Two Schooners » humor http://shows.lifestylepodnetwork.info/2schooners Lifestyle PodNetwork Sat, 08 May 2010 05:13:00 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 Episode 29: Who needs a brain when Google has the answer for everything? http://shows.lifestylepodnetwork.info/2schooners/2009/09/28/episode-29-who-needs-a-brain-when-google-has-the-answer-for-everything/ http://shows.lifestylepodnetwork.info/2schooners/2009/09/28/episode-29-who-needs-a-brain-when-google-has-the-answer-for-everything/#comments Mon, 28 Sep 2009 12:58:09 +0000 jameswilliams90 http://shows.lifestylepodnetwork.info/2schooners/?p=155 Two Schooners Episode 29: Who needs a brain when Google has all the answers?Yes folks it’s an episode of stupids and dyslexic tuckfards on this episode of Two Schooners. Nothing is sacred, except the liquid amber as the duo of schooners arrive and Dave and James settle in behind the mics to let rip at ’stoopids’ everywhere.  Pull up a stool and join us at the bar with a coldie and a packet of Nobby’s nuts as we try to work out whether Google does indeed have an answer to everything. And if we don’t well, shit happens, and nobody will be any the wiser.

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  • 20 Funny Google Suggests
  • Facebook is More Important than your Life
  • Contraceptives are a Good thing
  • United Airlines Trashes Guitars
  • Australia’s Tackiest Souvenirs
  • Handbag Toilet
  • Dog Crashes Ute into Cafe
  • Aussie Wins International Camel Race in the US
  • Queensland Taking up Space in Northern Teritory
  • Warning in French Sparks Plane Panic over Irish Sea
  • More Evidence of Animal Takeover
  • If You Printed the Internet…

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    Corona

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