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	<itunes:summary>Two Australian guys at the bar solving the problems of the world with an icy-cold beer in hand. That’s the basic premise of Two Schooners. Join Dave and James each week as they review the insanity of the week that was. No topic is off-limits as the hosts down a beer and engage in tomfoolery and shennanigans and take their listeners along for the ride. Listeners participate in the show by adding their stories to ‘the bag’ of things to be discussed in the next show. 

But don&#039;t take our word for it, read the reviews and have a listen.</itunes:summary>
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		<title>Episode 29: Who needs a brain when Google has the answer for everything?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 12:58:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes folks it's an episode of stupids and dyslexic tuckfards on this episode of Two Schooners. Nothing is sacred, except the liquid amber as the duo of schooners arrive and Dave and James settle in behind the mics to let rip at 'stoopids' everywhere.  Pull up a stool and join us at the bar ...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="wp-flattr-button"></p><p><a href="http://shows.lifestylepodnetwork.info/2schooners/files/2009/09/ep29-pic.jpg"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-158" src="http://shows.lifestylepodnetwork.info/2schooners/files/2009/09/ep29-pic.jpg" alt="Two Schooners Episode 29: Who needs a brain when Google has all the answers?" width="197" height="197" /></a>Yes folks it&#8217;s an episode of stupids and dyslexic tuckfards on this episode of Two Schooners. Nothing is sacred, except the liquid amber as the duo of schooners arrive and Dave and James settle in behind the mics to let rip at &#8216;stoopids&#8217; everywhere.  Pull up a stool and join us at the bar with a coldie and a packet of Nobby&#8217;s nuts as we try to work out whether Google does indeed have an answer to everything. And if we don&#8217;t well, shit happens, and nobody will be any the wiser.</p>
<p>Send us your pics of your favourite beer as we decorate and renovate our 2.0 Schooners twitter background with your photos, pictures and contributions.  Drop your pics to <a href="mailto:yourshout@twoschooners.com">yourshout@twoschooners.com</a>.</p>
<p>Tag yours with 2schooners in delicious to get yours in the bag.</p>
<p><strong>If you enjoy the show subscribe in iTunes &#8211; use the links on this page.</strong></p>
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<h4>Here’s what we covered on Two Schooners this week</h4>
<li><a id="ks3u" title="20 Funny Google Suggests" href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/google/6161567/The-20-funniest-suggestions-from-Google-Suggest.html">20 Funny Google Suggests</a></li>
<li><a id="kuct" title="Facebook is More Important than your Life" href="http://mashable.com/2009/09/07/trapped-girls-facebook/">Facebook is More Important than your Life</a></li>
<li><a id="sp23" title="Contraceptives are a Good thing" href="http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/">Contraceptives are a Good thing</a></li>
<li><a id="gr_2" title="United Airlines Trashes Guitars" href="http://www.podcastingnews.com/2009/07/08/united-airlines-gets-a-harsh-lesson-in-the-power-of-new-media/">United Airlines Trashes Guitars</a></li>
<li><a id="wuyi" title="Australia's Tackiest Souvenirs" href="http://www.news.com.au/travel/story/0,28318,26020466-5014090,00.html">Australia&#8217;s Tackiest Souvenirs</a></li>
<li><a id="c.57" title="Handbag Toilet" href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6130918/Germans-invent-portable-toilet-for-women-that-fits-in-a-handbag.html">Handbag Toilet</a></li>
<li><a id="ecv:" title="Dog Crashes Ute into Cafe" href="http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/09/16/2687785.htm">Dog Crashes Ute into Cafe</a></li>
<li><a id="kht6" title="Aussie Wins International Camel Race in the US" href="http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/09/16/2687707.htm">Aussie Wins International Camel Race in the US</a></li>
<li><a id="vd4l" title="Queensland Taking up Space in Northern Teritory" href="http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/09/16/2687218.htm">Queensland Taking up Space in Northern Teritory</a></li>
<li><a id="m-fg" title="Warning in French Sparks Plane Panic over Irish Sea" href="http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20090914/twl-plane-crash-warning-boob-panics-pass-3fd0ae9.html">Warning in French Sparks Plane Panic over Irish Sea</a></li>
<li><a id="eb7d" title="More Evidence of Animal Takeover" href="http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&amp;click_id=29&amp;art_id=nw20090916070922189C705106">More Evidence of Animal Takeover</a></li>
<li><a id="ovwa" title="If You Printed the Internet..." href="http://www.makeuseof.com/tech-fun/if-you-printed-the-internet-%E2%80%A6/">If You Printed the Internet&#8230;</a></li>
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<h3>Youtube Videos</h3>
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YGc4zOqozo" target="_blank">United Breaks Guitars</a></p>
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-tsKPlDn7U" target="_blank">Bush Mechanics</a></p>
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDZ1GEG7OgU&amp;feature=related">Cosi</a><br />
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<h4>Two Schooners Stuff</h4>
<p><a href="http://www.cafepress.com.au/2schooners">Visit our new 2Schooners cafepress store</a> where you can buy merchandise with our brand on it. Thanks to <a href="http://twitter.com/regravity" target="_blank">@regravity</a> for the artwork! :)</p>
<h4><img src="http://shows.lifestylepodnetwork.info/2schooners/files/2009/09/two-schooners-clock.jpg" alt="Two Schooners Clock" width="250" height="240" /> <img src="http://shows.lifestylepodnetwork.info/2schooners/files/2009/09/2schooners-tshirt-white-sml.jpg" alt="2schooners-tshirt-white-sml" width="250" height="254" /><img src="http://shows.lifestylepodnetwork.info/2schooners/files/2009/09/two-schooners-mug.jpg" alt="Two Schooners Mug" width="250" height="235" /><img src="http://shows.lifestylepodnetwork.info/2schooners/files/2009/09/two-schooners-bag.jpg" alt="Two Schooners Courier Bag" width="250" height="189" /></h4>
<h4>Beer Choices:</h4>
<p><a href="http://www.tsingtao-beer.co.uk/" target="_blank">Tsing Tao</a></p>
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<h4>Sponsors</h4>
<p>We’re looking for a sponsor for the show. If you’re interested, send us an email to <a href="mailto:yourshout@twoschooners.com">yourshout@twoschooners.com</a>. If you can think of someone you think should be sponsoring our show. Let <strong>them</strong> know.</p>
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<h4>Music</h4>
<p>The Music on Today&#8217;s show was sourced from <a href="http://musicalley.com" target="_blank">Mevio Music Alley</a>. The artist was <a href="http://www.myspace.com/hemmit" target="_blank">Hemmit</a> and the track was called Summertime.</p>
<p> <a href="http://shows.lifestylepodnetwork.info/2schooners/files/2009/09/cover_rockettride_small1.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-159 alignnone" src="http://shows.lifestylepodnetwork.info/2schooners/files/2009/09/cover_rockettride_small1.jpg" alt="cover_rockettride_small[1]" width="120" height="120" /></a></p>
<h4>Like Two Schooners? Check out our other podcasts:</h4>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://podcastersemporium.com/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #336699">Podcasters’ Emporium</span></a></li>
<li><a href="http://aussiegeekpodcast.com/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #336699">The Aussie Geek Podcast</span></a></li>
</ul>
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<h4>Be a part of the Two Schooners Community</h4>
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<li>Leave a comment about the show in this blog</li>
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<li>Follow <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Rooster" target="_blank"><span style="color: #336699">Dave</span></a> and <a href="http://twitter.com/jameswilliams90" target="_blank"><span style="color: #336699">James</span></a> on Twitter</li>
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<li>Send an email or an audio comment (we love those!) to <a href="mailto:yourshout@twoschooners.com"></a><a href="mailto:yourshout@twoschooners.com">yourshout@twoschooners.com</a></li>
<li>Tag a weird story in delicious with <strong>2Schooners</strong>, to add it to ‘the bag’</li>
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