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	<itunes:summary>Two Australian guys at the bar solving the problems of the world with an icy-cold beer in hand. That’s the basic premise of Two Schooners. Join Dave and James each week as they review the insanity of the week that was. No topic is off-limits as the hosts down a beer and engage in tomfoolery and shennanigans and take their listeners along for the ride. Listeners participate in the show by adding their stories to ‘the bag’ of things to be discussed in the next show. 

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		<title>Episode 28: Dave, James, Some Random Sheep and 15 Cubic Metres of Concrete</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Sep 2009 03:20:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Meat Ants, Random Sheep and 15 Cubic Metres of Concrete - there's all manner of discussion on this week's Two Schooners including a 'special' visit from The Herne who happened to be up at 3am in Canada when we recorded this week.  Dropped from a great height, and landing smack-bang in the middle ...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="wp-flattr-button"></p><p><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-131" style="margin: 5px 15px;border: 0px" src="http://shows.lifestylepodnetwork.info/2schooners/files/2009/09/episode28-pic.jpg" alt="Episode 28: Dave, James, Some Random Sheep and 15 Cubic Metres of Concrete" width="197" height="197" />Meat Ants, Random Sheep and 15 Cubic Metres of Concrete &#8211; there&#8217;s all manner of discussion on this week&#8217;s Two Schooners including a &#8216;special&#8217; visit from The Herne who happened to be up at 3am in Canada when we recorded this week.  Dropped from a great height, and landing smack-bang in the middle of your weekend this episode of Two Schooners guarantees a laugh, if only at Herne and his mad stalking antics.  We also feature a musical treat from Groovezilla as Dave nips out to take a slash mid-show.  Yes folks we have it all!  This is Two Schooners.  Don&#8217;t forget to Tweet that you&#8217;re listening (if you dare!)</p>
<p>We&#8217;re emptying the bag after this show so we need new stories.  Tag yours with 2schooners in delicious to get yours in the bag.</p>
<p><strong>If you enjoy the show subscribe in iTunes &#8211; use the links on this page.</strong></p>
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<h4>Here’s what we covered on Two Schooners this week</h4>
<ul>
<li><span style="font-size: small"><a id="gmsq" title="Ryanair plans 'vertical seating'" href="http://www.news.com.au/travel/story/0,28318,25744940-5014090,00.html">Ryanair plans &#8216;vertical seating&#8217;</a></span></li>
<li><span style="font-size: small"><a id="a9k4" title="Pictures of Vertical Seats" href="http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/07/06/low-budget-airline-to-offer-standing-room-only-transport/">Pictures of Vertical Seats</a></span></li>
<li><span style="font-size: small"><a id="femp" title="Giant Golf Course to open in the Outback" href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/golf/5818105/Giant-golf-course-to-open-in-Australian-outback.html">Giant Golf Course to open in the Outback</a></span></li>
<li><span style="font-size: small"><a id="m9sa" title="Ryanair the second airline to want passengers 'standing' on flights — a developing trend?" href="http://dvice.com/archives/2009/07/ryanair-the-sec.php">Ryanair the second airline to want passengers &#8216;standing&#8217; on flights — a developing trend?</a></span></li>
<li><span style="font-size: small"><a id="wth7" title="Tinnie Holsters" href="http://www.7gadgets.com/2009/07/08/holsters-for-your-tinnies/12866">Tinnie Holsters</a></span></li>
<li><span style="font-size: small"><a id="yg5a" title="Man Cuts off Penis... His Own!" href="http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2009/07/05/Man-accidentally-cuts-off-own-penis/UPI-78371246823079/">Man Cuts off Penis&#8230; His Own!</a></span></li>
<li><span style="font-size: small"><a id="q4xq" title="The Worst Restaurant Names" href="http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2009/06/the-worst-restaurant-names-in-the-world-35-pics/">The Worst Restaurant Names</a></span></li>
<li><span style="font-size: small"><a id="u16f" title="Unusual Canned Foods" href="http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2009/06/unusual-canned-foods-from-around-the-world-45-pics/">Unusual Canned Foods</a></span></li>
<li><span style="font-size: small"><a id="iyg7" title="Beer in a Bag WTF?" href="http://www.crunchgear.com/2009/06/15/beer-in-a-pouch-sure-why-the-hell-not/">Beer in a Bag WTF?</a></span> <span style="font-size: small"><a id="gh1s" title="Man Mistakes Croc for a Cow" href="http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/06/30/2612249.htm">Man Mistakes Croc for a Cow</a></span></li>
<li><span style="font-size: small"><a id="nncm" title="Gourmet Pizza" href="http://rilstix.com/flash/spatchcock.html">Gourmet Pizza</a></span></li>
<li><span style="font-size: small"><a id="j5jj" title="HERNE FAMILY Name Brand BEER &amp; ALE Wall Clock" href="http://cgi.ebay.ca/HERNE-FAMILY-Name-Brand-BEER-ALE-Wall-Clock_W0QQitemZ390062230863QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item5ad1854d4f&amp;_trksid=p3286.m20.l1116">HERNE FAMILY Name Brand BEER &amp; ALE Wall Clock</a></span></li>
<li><span style="font-size: small"><a id="falh" title="Thong Causes Power Outage" href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5942665/Village-suffers-power-cut-after-thong-caught-in-cables.html">Thong Causes Power Outage</a></span></li>
<li><span style="font-size: small"><a id="mxug" title="Any Listeners in Sweden that want to Help the Lesbians?" href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/07/24/swedish_shortage/">Any Listeners in Sweden that want to Help the Lesbians?</a> <span class="writely-comment">Yes!!! We can offrend yet another minority!!! -Dave 8/28/09 11:29 PM</span> </span></li>
<li><span style="font-size: small"><a id="qn81" title="WTF do you do with 10,000 bucks worth of Cucumbers?" href="http://news.smh.com.au/breaking-news-national/adelaide-cops-baffled-by-cucumber-thefts-20090812-ehpx.html">WTF do you do with 10,000 bucks worth of Cucumbers?</a></span></li>
<li><span style="font-size: small"><a id="sgah" title="Sydney's stressed brains are shrinking" href="http://www.abc.net.au/science/articles/2008/04/01/2200911.htm">Sydney&#8217;s stressed brains are shrinking</a></span></li>
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<h4>Two Schooners Stuff</h4>
<p><a href="http://www.cafepress.com.au/2schooners">Visit our new 2Schooners cafepress store</a> where you can buy merchandise with our brand on it. Thanks to <a href="http://twitter.com/regravity" target="_blank">@regravity</a> for the artwork! :)</p>
<h4><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-150" src="http://shows.lifestylepodnetwork.info/2schooners/files/2009/09/two-schooners-clock.jpg" alt="Two Schooners Clock" width="250" height="240" /> <img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-149" src="http://shows.lifestylepodnetwork.info/2schooners/files/2009/09/2schooners-tshirt-white-sml.jpg" alt="2schooners-tshirt-white-sml" width="250" height="254" /><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-151" src="http://shows.lifestylepodnetwork.info/2schooners/files/2009/09/two-schooners-mug.jpg" alt="Two Schooners Mug" width="250" height="235" /><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-153" src="http://shows.lifestylepodnetwork.info/2schooners/files/2009/09/two-schooners-bag.jpg" alt="Two Schooners Courier Bag" width="250" height="189" /></h4>
<h4>Beer Choices:</h4>
<p><a href="http://www.lion-nathan.com.au/Great-Brands/NZ-Beer/Speight-s/Speight-s-Gold-Medal-Ale.aspx" target="_blank">Speights Gold-Medal Ale</a></p>
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<h4>Sponsors</h4>
<p>We’re looking for a sponsor for the show. If you’re interested, send us an email to <a href="mailto:yourshout@twoschooners.com">yourshout@twoschooners.com</a>. If you can think of someone you think should be sponsoring our show. Let <strong>them</strong> know.</p>
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<h4>Music</h4>
<p>The Music on Today&#8217;s show was Zilla Groove from Groovezilla.  We found them on Ioda Promonet and the details of the track can be found below.  If you&#8217;d like to be featured on the show, send your track for consideration to <a href="mailto:yourshout@twoschooners.com">yourshout@twoschooners.com</a></p>
<p><img src="http://image.iodalliance.com/release/thumbs_60/111007-72.jpg" alt="Groovezilla" width="60" height="60" align="left" /><strong><a rel="nofollow" href="http://redirect2.iodalliance.com/artist.php?id=DA544ABAB73B47EECE048B3F34FE8DD9EF6B5BFA8F85B383EFF1C526AED0E5F0" target="_new">Groovezilla</a></strong><br />
<em><a rel="nofollow" href="http://redirect2.iodalliance.com/download_track.php?id=DE398F5DBFAEEF48D0A52683B41BFBE5325C7161F6E0F0C94158EA067FB0E08CAB21500E3ED14B1D163108FA33C0CFEB" target="_new"><img src="http://www.iodapromonet.com/img/download_icon.gif" border="0" alt="" /> &#8220;Zilla Groove&#8221;</a></em> (mp3)<br />
from &#8220;Groovezilla&#8221;<br />
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<h4>Like Two Schooners? Check out our other podcasts:</h4>
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<li><a href="http://podcastersemporium.com/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #336699">Podcasters’ Emporium</span></a></li>
<li><a href="http://aussiegeekpodcast.com/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #336699">The Aussie Geek Podcast</span></a></li>
</ul>
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<h4>Be a part of the Two Schooners Community</h4>
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<li>Tag a weird story in delicious with <strong>2Schooners</strong>, to add it to ‘the bag’</li>
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