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Episode 35: Esky roving reporters and beer

jameswilliams90 — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 23:20:32 +0000

This the latest and greatest episode where we attempt to do comedy… In Episode 35 of Two Schooners we introduce our esky reporters, grasping their beer coolers in one hand and their mics in the other to bring you their version of the world on location and live! Straight into your ear buds and into your neurons. Today you’ll get to meet (in their official capacity of esky reporter) Knightwise (@knightwise), Kyle (@gtpodcast) and Matt (@matt88).

Of course we’ll also feature the usual shit that you guys have come to know and love!

Here’s what we covered in this show:

Beer Belly Saves Mans Life

Goat Owner Demands Wedding

Strongest Beers in The World

Sink the Bismark

Tactical Nuclear Penguin

Man OK After Steering Wheel Fail

Checkout this home movie of the flooding in Melbourne city yesterday.

And a compliation from Melbourne’s The Age newspaper – from Youtube.

Flodder

Geek Tragedy Podcast

Knightwise’s random video:

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That other funny video:

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The people we spoke about on todays show

@regravity
@matt88
@gtpodcast (kyle)
@knightwise
@herne
@woollymittens
@tom125 (our official fact checker)
@cait
@epicmac
@the_rooster (that’s Dave)
@jameswilliams90 (that’s James)
@2Schooners – that’s our official one

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And here’s the great track we played at the end of the show!

Thanks to Ioda Promonet, who are an excellent source of podsafe music, by the way.

Matt Goss
“Change Me” (mp3)
from “Gossy”
(U & L Records, Inc.)

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Episode 34: A street of pink tits…

jameswilliams90 — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 11:38:49 +0000

Knightwise why would you dare us with such simple words… now you have to live up to your half of the deal, what was it? Pink Spandex for a month… Oh, hello and Welcome to Two Schooners 34, yes folks, thirty-freaken-four episodes of your favourite drunken podcast with Dave and James, broadcasting live from the bar! Who’d have thought Dave would have that much to say? Stick around and hear us repeat the words, pink, tit and street many times in this episode and all because Knightwise asked us to.

Here’s what we covered in this show:

Banker from Macquarie Caught looking at Porn

Parents Alarmed at Police Donuts

Nuclear Arms Plant Shut Down

India Issues Zero Banknotes WTF?

Male Breast Ops Fastest Growth

Wooden Seat Warning

Human Bed Warming

American Pie Fail

The people we spoke about on todays show

@regravity
@herne
@woollymittens
@tom125
@cait
@ryantracey (new listener)
@eatdrinkstagger (new listener)
@the_rooster (that’s Dave)
@jameswilliams90 (that’s James)
@2Schooners – that’s our official one

Ask us a question on formspring.me

Random Klompen pick of the week

Check out the klompen (clogs) that @woollymittens bought me and that were subsequently photoshopped by @regravity!

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And here’s the great track we played at the end of the show!

Thanks to Ioda Promonet, who are an excellent source of podsafe music, by the way.

The Shanghai Restoration Project feat. Natural Fact of Unconscious Logic
“Touchdown” (mp3)
from “Story of a City”
(Undercover Culture Music)

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Episode 28: Dave, James, Some Random Sheep and 15 Cubic Metres of Concrete

jameswilliams90 — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 03:20:44 +0000

Meat Ants, Random Sheep and 15 Cubic Metres of Concrete – there’s all manner of discussion on this week’s Two Schooners including a ’special’ visit from The Herne who happened to be up at 3am in Canada when we recorded this week. Dropped from a great height, and landing smack-bang in the middle of your weekend this episode of Two Schooners guarantees a laugh, if only at Herne and his mad stalking antics. We also feature a musical treat from Groovezilla as Dave nips out to take a slash mid-show. Yes folks we have it all! This is Two Schooners. Don’t forget to Tweet that you’re listening (if you dare!)

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Here’s what we covered on Two Schooners this week

Two Schooners Stuff

Visit our new 2Schooners cafepress store where you can buy merchandise with our brand on it. Thanks to @regravity for the artwork! :)

Beer Choices:

Speights Gold-Medal Ale

Music

The Music on Today’s show was Zilla Groove from Groovezilla. We found them on Ioda Promonet and the details of the track can be found below. If you’d like to be featured on the show, send your track for consideration to yourshout@twoschooners.com

Groovezilla
“Zilla Groove” (mp3)
from “Groovezilla”
(Mausoleum Classix)

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