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	<itunes:summary>Two Australian guys at the bar solving the problems of the world with an icy-cold beer in hand. That’s the basic premise of Two Schooners. Join Dave and James each week as they review the insanity of the week that was. No topic is off-limits as the hosts down a beer and engage in tomfoolery and shennanigans and take their listeners along for the ride. Listeners participate in the show by adding their stories to ‘the bag’ of things to be discussed in the next show. 

But don&#039;t take our word for it, read the reviews and have a listen.</itunes:summary>
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		<title>Two Schooners #037: Somebody pass me a bucket</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Oct 2010 12:21:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jameswilliams90</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The guys certainly put on a show for the incumbent work experience beer-wench @woollymittens, who was angling for a job behind the microphones with his funny quips and quick retorts, which he squarely blames on the jetlag.  This is Two Schooners 37, with unequivocally the WORST audio quality ever as James reaches for ...]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://twitter.com/the_rooster"><strong>Dave </strong></a><strong>may have been coming around from his trip under the butcher&#8217;s knife but it was </strong><a href="http://twitter.com/jameswilliams90"><strong>James </strong></a><strong>who was under the weather for this episode. The guys certainly put on a show for the incumbent work experience beer-wench </strong><a href="http://twitter.com/woollymittens"><strong>@woollymittens</strong></a><strong>, who was angling for a job behind the microphones with his funny quips and quick retorts which he squarely blames on the jetlag. </strong></p>
<p>This is <a href="http://twitter.com/twoschooners">Two Schooners</a> 37, with unequivocally the WORST audio quality ever as James reaches for the bottle and blames the booze. Really we were all just celebrating Dave&#8217;s big new scar, his escape from the coolroom and&#8230; of course&#8230;  his clean bill of health.  Let&#8217;s face it guys, there was no way any of us were going to let Dave leave this sinking ship without a bloody big fight!</p>
<p>So here it is &#8211; warts and all &#8211; an apparently lacklustre edition of Two Schooners, but man we had fun drinking all the way to the very end.</p>
<p>Big thanks to our honorary beer-wench <a href="http://twitter.com/woollymittens" target="_blank">@Woollymittens</a> who has now been let loose in Australia to hop around in the back paddock for a while. </p>
<p>And big thanks to all our esky reporters who we hope had fun along the way too.</p>
<p>Enjoy this episode and Episode 38 is already recorded and will be out very soon.</p>
<h3>Music</h3>
<p>The music in today&#8217;s show was sourced from Ioda Promonet, here are the details:</p>
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Do us a massive favour and write us a review in the iTunes store&#8230; (and we&#8217;ll be your best friend, promise&#8230; no really, we will)</p>
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<h4>Like Two Schooners? Check out our other podcasts:</h4>
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<h4>Two Schooners Stuff</h4>
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		<itunes:subtitle>The guys certainly put on a show for the incumbent work experience beer-wench @woollymittens, who was angling for a job behind the microphones with his funny quips and quick retorts, which he squarely blames on the jetlag.  This is Two Schooners 37,</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>The guys certainly put on a show for the incumbent work experience beer-wench @woollymittens, who was angling for a job behind the microphones with his funny quips and quick retorts, which he squarely blames on the jetlag.  This is Two Schooners 37, with unequivocally the WORST audio quality ever as James reaches for the bottle and blames the booze. Really we were all just celebrating Dave&#039;s big new scar!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Dave and James</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Two Schooners #036: An Apple a day keeps the podcast away</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Apr 2010 12:19:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jameswilliams90</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We recorded Two Schooners Episode 36 at Easter.  During the recording of the show I said to Dave, "I've got a new Mac so this episode will come out twice as fast."

Famous last words.

My brand new, one-month old Mac died during the edit, and went into Apple Support to be fixed.  Two long weeks, ...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="wp-flattr-button"></p><p><a href="http://shows.lifestylepodnetwork.info/2schooners/files/2010/04/apple-macbook.jpg"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-258" src="http://shows.lifestylepodnetwork.info/2schooners/files/2010/04/apple-macbook-300x267.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="267" /></a>We recorded Two Schooners Episode 36 at Easter.  During the recording of the show I said to Dave, &#8220;I&#8217;ve got a new Mac so this episode will come out twice as fast.&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>Famous last words.</strong></p>
<p>My brand new, one-month old Mac died during the edit, and went into Apple Support to be fixed.  Two long weeks, several phone calls, and a &#8217;not happy Jan&#8217; conversation with an in-store Apple support supervisor, they recovered 2Schooners 36 from my hard disk and gave me a completely new machine.</p>
<p>So today, I picked up the Mac, finished the edit and am getting it out to you.  Show notes to come later.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s hoping this one is not a lemon!</p>
<p>Enjoy this episode!<br />
James</p>
<h3>What we talked about in this show</h3>
<ul>
<li><a id="j.8x" title="Fillet-O-Slap Perfectly Reasonable IMHO" href="http://us.new.m.yahoo.com/w/ynews/article/odd/4?url=http%3A%2F%2Fxml.news.yahoo.com%2Fus%2Fnews%2Frss%2Frichstoryrss.html%3Fu%3D%2Fap%2F20100401%2Fap_on_fe_st%2Fus_odd_fast_food_fish_flap&amp;.ts=1270215670&amp;.intl=us&amp;.lang=en&amp;.ysid=6etEv7FMQ25Pn03UGmMeYA--">Fillet-O-Slap Perfectly Reasonable IMHO</a></li>
<li><a id="irc-" title="Rudd/Williams Transatlantic Stouch" href="http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2010/04/01/2862989.htm">Rudd/Williams Transatlantic Stouch</a></li>
<li><a id="y76x" title="Pro's for Horny Miners" href="http://www.news.com.au/business/miners-buckle-up-to-ride-shag-bus/story-e6frfm1i-1225845036289">Pro&#8217;s for Horny Miners</a></li>
<li><a id="uczc" title="World's first electronic underpants" href="http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/life/health-fitness/health/Worlds-first-electronic-underpants/articleshow/5726295.cms">World&#8217;s first electronic underpants</a></li>
</ul>
<p> </p>
<h3>Thanks to our Esky Reporters</h3>
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<li><a href="http://twitter.com/woollymittens" target="_blank">@Woollymittens</a></li>
<li>Erk and Judy from <a href="http://echoromeokilo.com" target="_blank">Channel Erk</a></li>
<li>and our resident no-show <a href="http://twitter.com/knightwise" target="_blank">@knightwise</a></li>
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<p> </p>
<h3>Music</h3>
<p>The music in today&#8217;s show was sourced from Ioda Promonet, here are the details:<br />
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		<itunes:subtitle>We recorded Two Schooners Episode 36 at Easter.  During the recording of the show I said to Dave, &quot;I&#039;ve got a new Mac so this episode will come out twice as fast.&quot; - Famous last words. - My brand new, one-month old Mac died during the edit,</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>We recorded Two Schooners Episode 36 at Easter.  During the recording of the show I said to Dave, &quot;I&#039;ve got a new Mac so this episode will come out twice as fast.&quot;

Famous last words.

My brand new, one-month old Mac died during the edit, and went into Apple Support to be fixed.  Two long weeks, several phone calls, and a &#039;not happy Jan&#039; conversation with an in-store Apple support supervisor, they recovered 2Schooners 36 from my hard disk and gave me a completely new machine.

So today, I picked up the Mac, finished the edit and am getting it out to you.  Show notes to come later.

Here&#039;s hoping this one is not a lemon!

Enjoy this episode!
James
What we talked about in this show

	Fillet-O-Slap Perfectly Reasonable IMHO
	Rudd/Williams Transatlantic Stouch
	Pro&#039;s for Horny Miners
	World&#039;s first electronic underpants

 
Thanks to our Esky Reporters

	@Woollymittens
	Erk and Judy from Channel Erk
	and our resident no-show @knightwise

 
Music
The music in today&#039;s show was sourced from Ioda Promonet, here are the details:
Magic Bullets
 &quot;Lying Around&quot; (mp3)
from &quot;Magic Bullets&quot;
(Mon Amie Records)

 More On This Album</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Dave and James</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Two Schooners #033: Oh jeez, not the nuts!</title>
		<link>http://shows.lifestylepodnetwork.info/2schooners/2010/01/episode-33-oh-jeez-not-the-nuts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2010 06:41:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jameswilliams90</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sit down, strap in, hang on and belt up and make sure you haven't got anything stuffed down your undies, because this is going to be a long flight.  ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="wp-flattr-button"></p><p><a href="http://shows.lifestylepodnetwork.info/2schooners/files/2009/12/2s32-pic.jpg"></a><strong><a href="http://shows.lifestylepodnetwork.info/2schooners/files/2010/01/33-bag-o-nuts.jpg"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-218" style="margin: 5px 25px;border-width: 0px" src="http://shows.lifestylepodnetwork.info/2schooners/files/2010/01/33-bag-o-nuts.jpg" alt="Big Bag O Nuts - Two Schooners Episode 33" width="197" height="197" /></a>Sit down, strap in, hang on and belt up and make sure you haven&#8217;t got anything stuffed down your undies, because this is going to be a long flight. </strong></p>
<p>Woollymittens is coming to town and Two Schooners is quite underprepped, for this handcrafted bar-bound episode. We&#8217;ve got several under the belt for this one fellas, and the esky is looking a little skint, but pull up a stool and join us because there&#8217;s a yarn in the making on this episode, about the little furry fellas and a few too many beers.</p>
<p><strong>Podcast Listeners meetup this weekend in Sydney&#8230;.</strong> The Woollymittens is coming to Sydney, all the way from the dutchie land. Make sure you RSVP for our Sydney meetup on Sunday 24 January &#8211; <a href="http://twtvite.com/9po4ru" target="_blank">details on twtvite.com</a></p>
<p><strong>Could you please give us a plug in your iTunes store:</strong>  Guys your reviews and ratings help keep Two Schooners in view on the iTunes store &#8211; if you haven&#8217;t already given us a review or rated us (with the stars), could you please do this&#8230;. <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=300130736" target="_blank">here&#8217;s the link to our page in the iTunes store</a>.</p>
<p><strong>Here&#8217;s what we discussed in today&#8217;s show</strong></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.microsoft.com/windows/windows-7/" target="_blank">Windows 7</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.effen.com.au/" target="_blank">Effen Beer</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/david_gray/sets/72157623124851100/" target="_blank">365 Days of Dave</a></li>
<li><a href="http://aussiegeeks.lefora.com/forum/category/departments-antidave365/" target="_blank">AntiDave365</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBxeCV0bIcU" target="_blank">Romper Room and the Magic Mirror</a></li>
<li><a href="http://thereifixedit.com/2009/12/25/adult-advent-calendar/" target="_blank">The Adult Advent Calendar</a></li>
<li><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091224/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_christmas_prank" target="_blank">Friends pack apartment with gifts in holiday prank</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/12/23/national/a053759S18.DTL" target="_blank">Man with knife in chest calls 911, orders coffee</a></li>
<li><a href="http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/flatulent_pig_sparks_gas_leak_alert" target="_blank">Flatulent pig sparks gas leak alert</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/12/24/national/a163558S35.DTL" target="_blank">Search of car turns up gift-wrapped marijuana</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/11/11/national/a122547S39.DTL" target="_blank">Australian men undress and soap up at carwash</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/12/16/international/i122259S26.DTL" target="_blank">Flashing teen found guilty after being hit by car</a></li>
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<p><strong>The people we spoke about on todays show</strong></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://twitter.com/regravity" target="_blank">@regravity</a></li>
<li><a href="http://twitter.com/herne">@herne</a></li>
<li><a href="http://twitter.com/woollymittens" target="_blank">@woollymittens</a></li>
<li><a href="http://twitter.com/tom125" target="_blank">@tom125</a> (our official 2Schooners fact checker)</li>
<li><a href="http://twitter.com/cait">@cait </a>(don&#8217;t forget to connect with cait re. Melbourne meetup)</li>
</ul>
<p><strong> </strong></p>
<p><strong>Here&#8217;s the track we played at the end of the show</strong> (thanks Ioda Promonet!)</p>
<p><img src="http://image.iodalliance.com/release/thumbs_100/194264-72.jpg" alt="Evacuate" width="100" height="100" align="left" /><strong><a rel="nofollow" href="http://redirect2.iodalliance.com/artist.php?id=E0C1166535E49FFC895CFC0428248188520BC34A9A5246BBEBCB8132746CAC74" target="_new">Car Bomb Driver</a></strong><br />
<em><a rel="nofollow" href="http://redirect2.iodalliance.com/download_track.php?id=ADDC1F07453699940586E9694E538B70D6992CC814F3331DA4096FFAC7BFC09E50809435C6350ED4A775DB40709C5C81" target="_new"><img src="http://www.iodapromonet.com/img/download_icon.gif" border="0" alt="" /> &#8220;Beer Drinker&#8221;</a></em> (mp3)<br />
from &#8220;Evacuate&#8221;<br />
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		<title>A Very Woollymittens Sydney meetup</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Jan 2010 09:15:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jameswilliams90</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[@WoollyMittens is coming to Sydney (all the way from the Netherlands) and in true 2Schooners style we're having a meetup! 

It's next weekend Sunday 24 January, at Wheels and Cupcake in Alexandria.  For more details check twtvite or upcoming.  If you're planning to come along please RSVP so we can let the cafe know numbers. 

Let ...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="wp-flattr-button"></p><p><a href="http://shows.lifestylepodnetwork.info/2schooners/files/2010/01/woollymittens.jpg"><strong><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-208" style="margin: 5px 25px;border-width: 0px" src="http://shows.lifestylepodnetwork.info/2schooners/files/2010/01/woollymittens.jpg" alt="woollymittens" width="170" height="170" /></strong></a><a href="http://twitter.com/Woollymittens" target="_blank"><strong>@WoollyMittens</strong></a><strong> is coming to Sydney (all the way from the Netherlands) and in true 2Schooners style we&#8217;re having a meetup!</strong> </p>
<p>It&#8217;s next weekend Sunday 24 January, at Wheels and Cupcake in Alexandria.  For more details check <a href="http://twtvite.com/9po4ru" target="_blank">twtvite</a> or <a href="http://upcoming.yahoo.com/event/5263588/NSW/Alexandria/A-Very-WoollyMittens-Sydney-Tweetup/Wheels-and-Cupcake/">upcoming</a>.  If you&#8217;re planning to come along please RSVP so we can let the cafe know numbers. </p>
<p><strong>Let us know you&#8217;re coming &#8211; <a href="http://upcoming.yahoo.com/event/5263588/NSW/Alexandria/A-Very-WoollyMittens-Sydney-Tweetup/Wheels-and-Cupcake/" target="_blank">RSVP now</a>.</strong></p>
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