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Two Schooners #036 – An Apple a day keeps the podcast away!

Posted 28 April 2010 | By admin | Categories: Comedy | Comments Off

Guys really sorry for the delay on Episode 36, recorded at Easter. I bought a Mac, and during the episode I said to Dave (stupidly in hindsight), I’ve got a Mac now, so this episode will come out twice as fast.

Famous last words.

My brand new, one-month old Mac died during the edit, and went into Apple Support to be fixed. Two long weeks later they replaced my Mac, and thankfully recovered the show from my hard disk.

So today, I picked up the Mac, finished the edit and am getting it out to you. Show notes to come later.

Enjoy this episode!
James

Two Schooners #035 – Esky roving reporters and beer!

Posted 07 March 2010 | By admin | Categories: Comedy | Comments Off

This the latest and greatest episode where we attempt to do comedy… In Episode 35 of Two Schooners we introduce our esky reporters, grasping their beer coolers in one hand and their mics in the other to bring you their version of the world on location and live! Straight into your ear buds and into your neurons.

Podcasters Emporium #021 :: Working with Voice featuring Tim Noonan :: February13, 2010

Posted 13 February 2010 | By admin | Categories: Podcasting | Comments Off

In today’s show we continue looking at practical ways you can improve your voice, and getting the best from it in your podcast. Today we work with a Podcasters’ Emporium listener and host of The Sci Fi Diner pocast – Scott Hertzog. Tim Noonan is from Visionary Communications at www.visionarycommunications.com.au

Two Schooners #034 – A street of pink tits…

Posted 10 February 2010 | By admin | Categories: Comedy | Comments Off

Knightwise why would you dare us with such simple words… now you have to live up to your half of the deal, what was it? Pink Spandex for a month… Oh, hello and Welcome to Two Schooners 34, yes folks, thirty-freaken-four episodes of your favourite drunken podcast with Dave and James, broadcasting live from the bar! Who’d have thought Dave would have that much to say? Stick around and hear us repeat the words, pink, tit and street many times in this episode and all because Knightwise asked us to.

Two Schooners #033 – Oh jeez, not the nuts!

Posted 18 January 2010 | By admin | Categories: Comedy | Comments Off

Sit down, strap in, hang on and belt up and make sure you haven’t got anything stuffed down your undies, because this is going to be a long flight.

Woollymittens is coming to town and Two Schooners is quite underprepped, for this handcrafted bar-bound episode. We’ve got several under the belt for this one fellas, and the esky is looking a little skint, but pull up a stool and join us because there’s a yarn in the making on this episode, about the little furry fellas and a few too many beers.

Two Schooners #032 – Shut up! It’s Christmas Already?

Posted 23 December 2009 | By admin | Categories: Comedy | Comments Off

Sit down, strap in, hang on and belt up – this is the Christmas edition of Two Schooners and you’re in for one hell of a ride! Dave and James are on the turps and having more fun than should be legal in this edition of Two Schooners. Hear from some of our most avid listeners, as we spread the love and christmas cheer on thick for Episode 32! Thanks for listening to the show this year, we love youse all sick! Cheers, Dave and James

Two Schooners #032 – Shut up! It’s Christmas Already?

Posted 23 December 2009 | By admin | Categories: Comedy | Comments Off

Sit down, strap in, hang on and belt up – this is the Christmas edition of Two Schooners and you’re in for one hell of a ride! Dave and James are on the turps and having more fun than should be legal in this edition of Two Schooners. Hear from some of our most avid listeners, as we spread the love and christmas cheer on thick for Episode 32! Thanks for listening to the show this year, we love youse all sick! Cheers, Dave and James

Two Schooners #031 – It’s all about the Effen Beer

Posted 06 December 2009 | By admin | Categories: Comedy | Comments Off

Global warming iceberg wranglers, wayward beer couriers, big messy jobs and industrial-strengh irrigation – it’s all about variety on this episode of Two Schooners. Pull up a stool and make yourself at home while we also discuss movember’s facial hair and learn how Dave’s scrub turkey took a mandatory rest-break. Once again, the lids come off and the amber ale flows (again all over Dave’s mixer), there’s just too much fun to be had as we career head long into Christmas on Episode 31 of Two Schooners where it’s all about the Effen Beer!

MELBOURNE PODCAST MEETUP (DECEMBER 12th):
SATURDAY 12 DECEMBER, 5pm at the Riverland Bar down by the river behind Federation Square. Meet James from 2Schooners and Podcasters’ Emporium and Cait from the Aussie Geek Podcast and your fellow listeners. Follow @jameswilliams90 and @cait on twitter for updates – hope to see you there.

Two Schooners #031 – It’s all about the Effen Beer

Posted 06 December 2009 | By admin | Categories: Comedy | Comments Off

Global warming iceberg wranglers, wayward beer couriers, big messy jobs and industrial-strengh irrigation – it’s all about variety on this episode of Two Schooners. Pull up a stool and make yourself at home while we also discuss movember’s facial hair and learn how Dave’s scrub turkey took a mandatory rest-break. Once again, the lids come off and the amber ale flows (again all over Dave’s mixer), there’s just too much fun to be had as we career head long into Christmas on Episode 31 of Two Schooners where it’s all about the Effen Beer!

MELBOURNE PODCAST MEETUP (DECEMBER 12th):
SATURDAY 12 DECEMBER, 5pm at the Riverland Bar down by the river behind Federation Square. Meet James from 2Schooners and Podcasters’ Emporium and Cait from the Aussie Geek Podcast and your fellow listeners. Follow @jameswilliams90 and @cait on twitter for updates – hope to see you there.

Podcasters Emporium #020 :: Promoting Your Podcast Part 2 :: November 8, 2009

Posted 08 November 2009 | By admin | Categories: Podcasting | Comments Off

Today’s show continues on last week’s theme where we started to talk about the things you need to know to promote your podcast successfully. We’ve got a whole heap more thoughts in this episode, plus your comments and some listener audio as well. This is a participatory show, so perhaps there are some things we haven’t mentioned, a promotional tip or technique you use on your show.

Episode 6 – Bellingen, Northern NSW, Australia

Posted 01 November 2009 | By admin | Categories: Places & Travel | Comments Off
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Join Holiday Goddess Jessica Adams as she uncovers the delights of Bellingen on the Northern coast of New South Wales, Australia

Two Schooners #030 – Dust, iSnacks and Soggy Mixers

Posted 11 October 2009 | By admin | Categories: Comedy | Comments Off

In a week where you can literally taste the dust, Dave’s mixer get’s a taste of the liquid gold, amber courage and comes off a little worse for wear. Not as bad as the new name for Vegemite as some marketing bright-spark genius decides that ‘isnack 2.0′ will convince more people to eat their poo-brown concoction of processed cheese and the old Australian favourite. This is just some of the tastiest morsels simmering away at the bottom of the bag, this week, as Dave and James settle in to the bar, with an ice-cold brew for the 30th episode of 2Schooners.

Podcasters Emporium #019 :: Promoting Your Podcast :: October 5, 2009

Posted 05 October 2009 | By admin | Categories: Podcasting | Comments Off

Today’s show covers the things you need to know to promote your podcast successfully. This is one of a multipart series where we look at tips and techniques for podcast promotion, starting from getting your website right, through SEO and creating a promo that other people can play on their shows for you. Tap into James and Dave’s experience in podcasting to learn how you can get your podcast in front of a wider audience.

Two Schooners #029 – Who needs a brain when Google has the answer for everything?

Posted 28 September 2009 | By admin | Categories: Comedy | Comments Off

Yes folks it’s an episode of stupids and dyslexic tuckfards on this episode of Two Schooners. Nothing is sacred, except the liquid amber as the duo of schooners arrive and Dave and James settle in behind the mics to let rip at ‘stoopids’ everywhere. Pull up a stool and join us at the bar with a coldie and a packet of Nobby’s nuts as we try to work out whether Google does indeed have an answer to everything. And if we don’t well, shit happens, and nobody won’t be any the wiser anyhow.

Send us your pics of your favourite beer as we decorate and renovate our 2.0 Schooners twitter background with your photos, pictures and contributions. Drop your pics to yourshout@twoschooners.com.

Podcasters Emporium #018 :: Legally Unblonde :: September 27, 2009

Posted 27 September 2009 | By admin | Categories: Podcasting | Comments Off

If you are a podcaster or a blogger, this is a show you do not want to miss. We speak to Los Angeles based attorney Gordon Firemark about all things copyright and specifically how copyright affects you, as a podcaster and blogger.

Two Schooners #028 – Dave, James, Some Random Sheep and 15 Cubic Metres of Concrete

Posted 05 September 2009 | By admin | Categories: Comedy | Comments Off

Meat Ants, Random Sheep and 15 Cubic Metres of Concrete – there’s all manner of discussion on this week’s Two Schooners including a ‘special’ visit from The Herne who happened to be up at 3am in Canada when we recorded this week. Dropped from a great height, and landing smack-bang in the middle of your weekend this episode of Two Schooners guarantees a laugh, if only at Herne and his mad stalking antics. We also feature a musical treat from Groovezilla as Dave nips out to take a slash mid-show. Yes folks we have it all! This is Two Schooners. Don’t forget to Tweet that you’re listening (if you dare!)

Lifestyle Chill #18

Posted 28 August 2009 | By admin | Categories: Music | Comments Off

Over 80 minute of music in this episode of Lifestyle Chill including tracks from Under’s album The More Pleasant Gray. Other featured artists include Anji Bee, Sine, John Tropea, Astronauts of Antiquity and a whole lot more…

We are giving away three digital downloads of Under’s self-titled EP. To get your copy name the three members of Under in an email. Send your entry to tracks@lifestylechill.com to go in the running.

I’ve decided to extend the draw to September 15, so get your entries in.

Two Schooners #027 – Ugly Men Make More Sperm

Posted 07 August 2009 | By admin | Categories: Comedy | Comments Off

It seems like a journey of a thousand miles to get Two Schooners #27 bedded down. It’s called Ugly Men Make More Sperm. Why? Who needs a reason… after all you’re listening to Two Schooners. There’s a swag full of news for today’s show and of course you can add your stories to the bag by tagging your funny clips with #2Schooners in delicious.

Two Schooners #026 – Post Sydney Meetup Show

Posted 13 July 2009 | By admin | Categories: Comedy | Comments Off

Dave Gray and James Williams finally meet (in person) after recording the Two Schooners podcast for seven months. They are joined by Cait from the Aussie Geek Podcast in the studio in Sydney. Together they recap the 2Schooners/Podcasters Emporium/AGP meetup in Sydney on 10 July 2009.

2Schooners co-hosts meet for the first time

Posted 10 July 2009 | By admin | Categories: News | No Comments

It’s rare that any show hosts don’t have the ability to meet in person, but that’s exactly the situation that two Lifestyle PodNetwork co-hosts find themselves in – but that is all about to change.