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Two Schooners #045 – Riding in trains with…

Posted 05 January 2012 | By lifestylepodnetwork@gmail.com (Lifestyle PodNetwork) | Categories: 2schooners, Comedy, dave gray, featured, james williams, magazine, podcast | Comments Off

Happy New Beer and all things festive as we start the downhill slide that we affectionately call Two Schooners. This is episode 45… 5 away from god knows what… and we’re missing mum today in this short changed episode of drunken shennigans

Two Schooners #044 – Toenail clippings and exploding fridges

Posted 15 December 2011 | By lifestylepodnetwork@gmail.com (Lifestyle PodNetwork) | Categories: 2schooners, Comedy, featured, podcast | Comments Off

With Janine, Dave, me and a whole bag of goodies…From prostitutes to 45 kg scrotums, new studios to swiss alps we’ve got a mixed bag on Two Schooners this week…

Two Schooners #043 – The Gut Friendly Edition

Posted 19 June 2011 | By lifestylepodnetwork@gmail.com (Lifestyle PodNetwork) | Categories: featured, podcast | Comments Off

From beer guts to “hands in guts” to “morning after guts” not to mention “bad curry guts” this is one gutsy edition of 2Schooners. Join us as we get wasted and wade into the quagmire of stories, esky reports and gutter talk that make up this Gut Friendly Edition of 2Schooners.

Two Schooners #042 – Wills and Kate Forever

Posted 10 May 2011 | By lifestylepodnetwork@gmail.com (Lifestyle PodNetwork) | Categories: featured, podcast | Comments Off

It’s the episode to match the wedding of the week, yes we’re talking about Wills and Kate, mad hatters and sexy sisters on this royally fun edition of Two Schooners

Two Schooners #041 – The April Fools

Posted 03 April 2011 | By lifestylepodnetwork@gmail.com (Lifestyle PodNetwork) | Categories: ant man, april fools day, april fools jokes, beer, best april fools jokes, Click, cloudy days, com, Comedy, comma, daylight savings time, dignity, Eldorado, favourite, featured, Fools, giant, Glues, Google, head, Journal, kiss goodbye, Light, mail help, man, Music, music thanks, NBC, negative responses, neil patrick harris, plonk, podcast, possum, public enemy, remix, Savings, Schooners, show, stephen fry, super glues, Techcrunch, time, twilight, whoopee cushion | Comments Off

Welcome to another prank-filled slurp of of 2schooners with jokes galore from around the world and around the corner as we examine all that was April Fools Day 2011. So plonk yourself down on a whoopee cushion and kiss goodbye to what remains of your dignity as we tumble headlong into another boozy episode of Two Schooners…

Two Schooners #040 – Thongs, Barbie and a Lamb Chop

Posted 26 January 2011 | By lifestylepodnetwork@gmail.com (Lifestyle PodNetwork) | Categories: 2schooners, Amazon, Appeal, aussie store, australia day, beer, beer dispenser, british pubs, Chop, Click, com, crematorium, Culture, culture music, edition, errr, favourite, Flood, flood relief, flys, humanitarian work, iPhone, Lifestyle, Music, music thanks, napster, Octopus, paper planes, podcast, podcasters, pool, promonet, Queensland, relief, review, sail, Schooners, show, star ratings, store music, uncertainty principle, work | Comments Off

Fresh from the holiday thaw, thanks for joining us this Australia Day for a podcast infused with an Aussie flavour of errr beer…

Two Schooners #039 – Ditch Digging Prostitutes

Posted 15 January 2011 | By lifestylepodnetwork@gmail.com (Lifestyle PodNetwork) | Categories: 2schooners, aussie store, australian tv, beer, beer towers, bloody idiot, bonus version, Brushfire, Click, consuming, Digging, Ditch, doubt, edition, esky, Governed, internal monologue, jack johnson flake, jack johnson flake mp3, King, king of fruits, man, McMuffin, medical causes, Music, music thanks, party, person, podcast, prawn cocktail, promonet, reflective vests, Reporters, rework, Schooners, seale, Sex, show, slouch, star ratings, student, student mistakes, time, workover | Comments Off

If this podcast was a meal, it would be a 3-day old prawn cocktail without the thousand island. So it back, relax and enjoy the tanties and as we often say as we slouch on our red vinyl barstools – staring into our beers – “you dug that hole, now you can sleep in it!”

Two Schooners #038 – Saturday Night Session

Posted 06 November 2010 | By lifestylepodnetwork@gmail.com (Lifestyle PodNetwork) | Categories: aussie store, bag, bar man, barefoot, beer, bright idea, buy, Click, disco, Eats, esky, Groove, groove junkies, harvey norman, host, house, man, mars bar, meeting of the minds, Morehouse, Music, music thanks, napster, night session, nobels, one saturday, Penises, Piglet, podcast, promonet, Schooners, Session, show, showroom floor, Snails, someone, Spoof, star ratings, technology, travel questions, Weird, Williams, yci, youtube | Comments Off

This is Two Schooners #38 complete with a live audience and completely unedited from beginning to end (but you didn’t need to be told that!). Too many beers and cool bag of ice, and some entertaining esky reporters.

Two Schooners #037 – Somebody pass me a bucket

Posted 27 October 2010 | By lifestylepodnetwork@gmail.com (Lifestyle PodNetwork) | Categories: 2schooners, Amazon, audio quality, aussie store, beer, beer wench, bill of health, booze, Click, com, Comedy, coolroom, course, Culture, culture music, edition, Emporium, eXpo, fight, funny quips, jetlag, job, knife, lacklustre, music store, napster, paddock, podcast, podcasters, promonet, retorts, scar, Schooners, show, sinking ship, song, star ratings, tweet, twitter, warts, weather, WoollyMittens, work, work experience, WORST, yourshout | Comments Off

The guys certainly put on a show for the incumbent work experience beer-wench @woollymittens, who was angling for a job behind the microphones with his funny quips and quick retorts, which he squarely blames on the jetlag. This is Two Schooners 37, with unequivocally the WORST audio quality ever as James reaches for the bottle and blames the booze. Really we were all just celebrating Dave’s big new scar!

Podcasters’ Emporium 23 – Your Story with Ian Kath

Posted 17 October 2010 | By lifestylepodnetwork@gmail.com (Lifestyle PodNetwork) | Categories: podcasters emporium, process, quality, recording, show production, skype | Comments Off

We’re talking to Ian Kath of the Your Story podcast about his interview techniques and the equipment he uses to get the story.

Two Schooners #036 – An Apple a day keeps the podcast away

Posted 28 April 2010 | By lifestylepodnetwork@gmail.com (Lifestyle PodNetwork) | Categories: 2schooners, Album, Amie, apple a day, Apple Support, Bullets, Channel, conversation, disk, Erk, esky, famous last words, Fillet, hard disk, Horny, IMHO, Knightwise, Lying, magic bullets, miners, Mon, mon amie, mp3, Music, new mac, phone, podcast, promonet, recording, Reporters, resident, Schooners, show, Today, Williams, WoollyMittens, world | Comments Off

We recorded Two Schooners Episode 36 at Easter.  During the recording of the show I said to Dave, “I’ve got a new Mac so this episode will come out twice as fast.” Famous last words. My brand new, one-month old Mac died during the edit, and went into Apple Support to be fixed.  Two long [...]

Podcasters’ Emporium 22: Podcasting with Skype

Posted 07 March 2010 | By lifestylepodnetwork@gmail.com (Lifestyle PodNetwork) | Categories: analogue mixer, audio-hijack pro, caller, callers, conference, digital mixer, double-ender, feedback, messages, pamela, podcast, skype, skype-in, skype-out, voicemail | Comments Off

Skype is a voice-over-IP service that is very useful in connecting remote hosts, conferencing in multiple hosts, or bringing caller feedback into your show

Two Schooners #035: Esky roving reporters and beer

Posted 07 March 2010 | By lifestylepodnetwork@gmail.com (Lifestyle PodNetwork) | Categories: 2schooners, aussie store, beer, beer belly, beer coolers, beers, Cait, City, client, Comedy, compliation, course, Demands, ear buds, esky, fact checker, flodder, flooding, formspring, geek tragedy, home movie, Knightwise, life, location, Matt Goss, melbourne city, mics, official, penguin, penguin man, podcast, promonet, regravity, reporter, rooster, Schooners, show, sink the bismark, star ratings, steering wheel, Straight, version, video, Wedding, wheel, youtube | Comments Off

This the latest and greatest episode where we attempt to do comedy… In Episode 35 of Two Schooners we introduce our esky reporters, grasping their beer coolers in one hand and their mics in the other to bring you their version of the world on location and live! Straight into your ear buds and into your neurons.

Podcasters’ Emporium 21: Working with Voice Part 2 with Tim Noonan

Posted 13 February 2010 | By lifestylepodnetwork@gmail.com (Lifestyle PodNetwork) | Categories: audio comments, audio feedback, australia, australia website, blog, Branding, bumper, com, comment, Communications, conjunction, Dave, Diner, drop, email, Emporium, everyone, expert, exploration, feedback, follow show, future show, gmail, host, hosts, James, Lifestyle, LifestylePodNetwork, podcast, podcasters, podcastersemporium, Podcasts, PodNetwork, question, questions feedback, Sci, sci fi, Scott Hertzog, show, something, Tim, Tim Noonan, time, Today, twitter, Uncategorized, Visionary, visionary communications, Vocal, voice | Comments Off

Today we continue our exploration of voice with vocal expert Tim Noonan

Two Schooners #034: A street of pink tits…

Posted 10 February 2010 | By lifestylepodnetwork@gmail.com (Lifestyle PodNetwork) | Categories: Amazon, American, american pie, aussie store, Banker, broadcasting, Cait, Caught, Click, client, Comedy, culture music, deal, Donuts, favourite, formspring, half, india issues, Issues, Knightwise, listener, male breast, music store, natural fact, nuclear arms, official, ops, Pie, pink tits, podcast, Porn, promonet, regravity, restoration project, rooster, ryantracey, Schooners, show, spandex, star ratings, street, tit, wooden seat, Zero | Comments Off

Knightwise why would you dare us with such simple words… now you have to live up to your half of the deal, what was it? Pink Spandex for a month… Oh, hello and Welcome to Two Schooners 34

Two Schooners #033 – Oh jeez, not the nuts!

Posted 18 January 2010 | By lifestylepodnetwork@gmail.com (Lifestyle PodNetwork) | Categories: 24 january, advent calendar, alert, Amazon, australian men, beer, beer drinker, Cait, calendar friends, car bomb, carwash, coffee, com, dutchie, Effen, esky, fact checker, fellas, Flashing, friends pack, furry, gas leak, jeez, knife, magic mirror, man, napster, official, pack, page, podcast, regravity, romper room, Room, Schooners, Search, show, show windows, skint, strap, teen, undress, weekend, WoollyMittens | Comments Off

Sit down, strap in, hang on and belt up and make sure you haven’t got anything stuffed down your undies, because this is going to be a long flight.

A Very Woollymittens Sydney meetup

Posted 17 January 2010 | By lifestylepodnetwork@gmail.com (Lifestyle PodNetwork) | Categories: 24 january, 2schooners, Alexandria, cafe, Cupcake, January, meetup, netherlands, planning, RSVP, Schooners, style, Sunday, sydney, the Netherlands, twtvite, way, weekend, Wheels, WoollyMittens | Comments Off

@WoollyMittens is coming to Sydney (all the way from the Netherlands) and in true 2Schooners style we’re having a meetup! 

It’s next weekend Sunday 24 January, at Wheels and Cupcake in Alexandria.  For more details check twtvite or upcoming.  If you’re planning to come along please RSVP so we can let the cafe know numbers. 

Let …

Two Schooners #032 – Shut up! It’s Christmas already?

Posted 24 December 2009 | By lifestylepodnetwork@gmail.com (Lifestyle PodNetwork) | Categories: bomb, Channel, cheer, Cheers, Christmas, christmas cheer, christmas edition, contribution, edition, EricSeale, Erk, hell, herne, journey, Knightwise, listeners, love, oPio, podcast, ride, round, Schooners, Sci, sci fi, Scott Hertzog, show, Shut, Sit, skype, strap, turps, Year, youse, youtube | Comments Off

Sit down, strap in, hang on and belt up – this is the Christmas edition of Two Schooners and you’re in for one hell of a ride! Dave and James are on the turps and having more fun than should be legal in this edition of Two Schooners.

Podcasters’ Emporium 20: Promoting Your Podcast Part 2

Posted 08 November 2009 | By lifestylepodnetwork@gmail.com (Lifestyle PodNetwork) | Categories: active member, audience, audio comments, banner ads, blog, bumper, Cards, com, comment, community, community promotion, content, dave gray, Don, drop, email, Emporium, episode, future show, gmail, Google, Gordon Firemark, guerilla marketing, heap, james williams, legal implications, listener, marketing, merchandise, merchandise marketing, metrics, Moo, Music, participatory, podcast, podcasters, podcastersemporium, Podcasting, question, questions feedback, Respond, Schooners, SEO, sharing tools, show, something, stunts, subject matter expert, technique, the law, theme, tip, Today, tweet, US, walled gardens, week, word of mouth | Comments Off

Today’s show continues on last week’s theme where we started to talk about the things you need to know to promote your podcast successfully. We’ve got a whole heap more thoughts in this episode, plus your comments and some listener audio as well.

Podcasters’ Emporium 19: Promoting your Podcast

Posted 05 October 2009 | By lifestylepodnetwork@gmail.com (Lifestyle PodNetwork) | Categories: Akismet, Analytics, audience, Auto, BigContact, blog, com, compliant, Dave, email, episode, future show, gmail, Google, James, Keywords, multipart series, name tag, participatory, plugin, podcast, podcastersemporium, Podcasting, Post, promo, Redirection, right, SEO, seo techniques, share your thoughts, show, site, sitemaps, Socialize, Tags, technical specs, Titles, Today, website, wordpress, XML | Comments Off

Today’s show covers the things you need to know to promote your podcast successfully.  This is one of a multipart series where we look at tips and techniques for podcast promotion, starting from getting your website right, through SEO and creating a promo that other people can play on their shows for you.  Tap into [...]